Vex
vexjolteon.bsky.social
Vex
@vexjolteon.bsky.social
He/him. Portuguese and English speaker. Can kinda sorta somewhat understand Italian.

This is an NSFW account, do not follow if you don't wanna see that sort of thing!
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I appreciate people following me and all, but keep in mind this is an NSFW account where I sometimes post really niche, weird stuff. I don't want people who followed me because of something I said about computers or code to end up shocked by that sort of thing!
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// CW : Vore

Straight from Tafi's social media, living his best life.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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How to keep your friends close to your heart

cw: implied #vore
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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So Tim is:

- pro genAI
- against letting people know you use genAI
- pro-crypto
- openly hostile to Linux
- wanting to bring payments to game engines' SDKs

Yeah, I'm glad I don't use their shitty ass store lmao
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Preds getting indigestion cause of me is pretty great send post.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Ubuntu extended their LTS (paid) support to 15 years, meaning that you could support a Ubuntu version from 2014. Ubuntu 24.04 would have support til 2039.

Meanwhile Microsoft is obsessed to phase away computers from 2017.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Our new favorite analog horror series:
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Hi gamers! NEW VIDEO DROPPED!

From that time we did crowd control half-life and had a really freaking chaotic time oh god.

Probably the longest video on the channel with it being about 2 hours long. :3

Watch time on this thing is highly appreciate!

youtu.be/mV7Cf0CdDow?...
Can you beat half-life while twitch chat works against you?
YouTube video by Richikupo!!
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Fun fact: two separate extensions can't have functions with the same name in SAMMI, because the new extension will replace the function on the old one. There's no namespace separation.

Instead of fixing such a fundamental issue, this dev wants to shill for AI and monopolize extensions, lol
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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The funniest thing about the SAMMI drama for me is how the new solo dev wants to implement extension monopolies. Like, if there's an extension for a specific thing, you can't have another extension for it

They're PLAIN TEXT FILES. Anyone can copy them
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Let it be known that I got banned from the SAMMI discord when Chrizzz was crying about how he put thousands of hours into SAMMI and I just replied with this.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I love corporate monopolies. I love the fact a single company controls all the CDNs and all the DDoS protections in 90% of websites around the world, and I definitely love how this single point of failure can make it impossible to use the internet properly
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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"Studies say cold showers are good for you"

Bro they literally activate my fight or flight response, I can physically feel my heart going into overdrive the second the cold water hits my head

I swear these studies must be paid by Big Cold™ or something
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
THE HEADSET RUNS LINUX LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
No I totally don't have a specific preference, what are y'all on about.

Also ignore the fact I did this a week and a half late whoops
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Does anyone have any idea for how to fix glasses like these? I have tried a superglue that supposedly works on any material, but it only managed to hold for about a week before giving out

I can pop in the metal bit back in the hole it got ripped out of, for reference, but it doesn't hold much
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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The funniest part about language learning is coming across false friends

What do you mean the Italian word for "I know" is the Portuguese word for "with us", how the fuck did that happen
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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this is the second time this week... you really gotta stop leaving him alone with your friends...
MEOWcomthingy
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Whenever I tell people that ADHD is a wildcard, this is what I mean.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM