I know there's an IT prequel series out and that 12 year olds have a voracious appetite for mascot horror "lore" but I can't be arsed

THE HAAR - a folk horror tale about an old widow whose town is being sold off to rich people. She befriends an eldrich horror and a gore-soaked spectacular ensues. It's very heartfelt and sweet, despite the aforementioned gore

The kids don't even do Hey Now anymore. Shameful *Fred fires off three simultaneous "hey nows" and the sound from an old porno*

Since day one he's been a dude really only interested in what looks cool, what can you do with the latest tech and creating Big Moments and wowza he delivers just that. And that's good!

God forbid a guy have FUN at the MOVIES. What do people expect from a James Cameron movie? He's not going to make Casablanca, that's boring to him.

Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred
Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world
Mary Shelley: holy shit
Shelley: brutal

No that's exactly it, it's their way of denying reality. And it's even worse than just saying "nuh uh" because they try to back it up with obviously juiced stats or cherry picked studies with questionable sourcing

Oh no. No shmorky, I'm sorry

Also, I have been stewing on this, there's no way Lucas wasn't a Pepsi nerd