Mum
@vikatoyah.bsky.social
Socially medium.
Not funny, annoying.
Been offline a while.
Missed you.
Not funny, annoying.
Been offline a while.
Missed you.
Pinned
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
Ask their mum to look. She’ll find them together in the sock drawer.
CNN - Another F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea, the second jet lost from the carrier in just over a week. https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/politics/second-us-navy-jet-is-lost-at-sea
May 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Ask their mum to look. She’ll find them together in the sock drawer.
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
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Black smoke from the Vatican chimney means they haven't chosen a new pope yet. White smoke means they've finally decided. If the entire place burns down, it means Trump is pope.
May 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Black smoke from the Vatican chimney means they haven't chosen a new pope yet. White smoke means they've finally decided. If the entire place burns down, it means Trump is pope.
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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
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What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched your Easter potato.
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What’s the matter? You’ve barely touched your Easter potato.
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As retaliation for the Tariffs we will now be showing any American made TV show without the last five minutes. Good luck finding out how Frasier got out of that one.
April 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
As retaliation for the Tariffs we will now be showing any American made TV show without the last five minutes. Good luck finding out how Frasier got out of that one.
Breaking: Trump to apply tariffs to Skull, Treasure and Barry Island.
April 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Breaking: Trump to apply tariffs to Skull, Treasure and Barry Island.
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
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She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Betty Webb MBE worked at Bletchley Park during World War Two intercepting enemy messages.
www.bbc.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
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No YOU broke your wrist 2 weeks ago, just thought it was bruised and decided to get an X-ray today because your thumb is a bit weak and turns out that bone has blood supply and if it doesn’t heal right or breaks again you could lose feeling in your thumb or kill it off completely.
April 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No YOU broke your wrist 2 weeks ago, just thought it was bruised and decided to get an X-ray today because your thumb is a bit weak and turns out that bone has blood supply and if it doesn’t heal right or breaks again you could lose feeling in your thumb or kill it off completely.
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My girlfriend tells me not to put pans in the dishwasher. When she goes out to work I put those bad boys go straight in the dishwasher for a minimum 3 hour boil wash and then back out on the drainer, like they've just been washed by hand, just like she told me. Makes me so happy.
March 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My girlfriend tells me not to put pans in the dishwasher. When she goes out to work I put those bad boys go straight in the dishwasher for a minimum 3 hour boil wash and then back out on the drainer, like they've just been washed by hand, just like she told me. Makes me so happy.
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From a Sunday Telegraph story about people who have inherited houses while already owning one, complaining that having to pay double council tax on this second home (if they keep it) is ‘extortion’ and I just…cannot
March 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
From a Sunday Telegraph story about people who have inherited houses while already owning one, complaining that having to pay double council tax on this second home (if they keep it) is ‘extortion’ and I just…cannot
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Cunt in a van cut me off to get in a petrol station. Sitting behind him fuming, I noticed his g/f or wife was with him. He gave her his phone to hold. I texted the number on the van: "The sex was amazing. Same time next week?" The yelling began as soon as he got back in the van.
March 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cunt in a van cut me off to get in a petrol station. Sitting behind him fuming, I noticed his g/f or wife was with him. He gave her his phone to hold. I texted the number on the van: "The sex was amazing. Same time next week?" The yelling began as soon as he got back in the van.
I’m bringing sweaty back
Hot flushes, mood swings
Don’t overreact
Hot flushes, mood swings
Don’t overreact
March 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m bringing sweaty back
Hot flushes, mood swings
Don’t overreact
Hot flushes, mood swings
Don’t overreact
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Love isn't blind, it's just willing to turn a blind eye.
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Love isn't blind, it's just willing to turn a blind eye.
This club definitely has sticky floors
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This club definitely has sticky floors
Yeah I’m kind of a big deal. This one time I got 10 upvotes on Reddit.
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yeah I’m kind of a big deal. This one time I got 10 upvotes on Reddit.
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"You're so funny" Thanks, I am a twisted abomination molded by years of trauma unable to find any reasonable way to express myself beyond making people maybe crack a smile once or twice with some clever turn of phrase.
January 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"You're so funny" Thanks, I am a twisted abomination molded by years of trauma unable to find any reasonable way to express myself beyond making people maybe crack a smile once or twice with some clever turn of phrase.
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I’ve never watched ‘60 Minutes’ but I think it’s about time
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’ve never watched ‘60 Minutes’ but I think it’s about time
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I just asked my pharmacist if my ear was a bit blocked and he had a look and SCREAMED and told me to go to A&E immediately so off I go, gang!
January 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I just asked my pharmacist if my ear was a bit blocked and he had a look and SCREAMED and told me to go to A&E immediately so off I go, gang!
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Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x
December 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x
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Southport riots: Viral bricking video rioter jailed
Southport riots: Viral bricking video rioter jailed
Brian Spencer, 40, featured in a viral video of him being hit in the crotch and head by "wayward" bricks during a riot.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM