Virtual Balboa
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LUMINES ARISE CAN’T BE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!1111 Don’t you realize how many superfluous, high payed lawyers were employed during the making of Minds Eye?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
LUMINES ARISE CAN’T BE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!1111 Don’t you realize how many superfluous, high payed lawyers were employed during the making of Minds Eye?!?!
Next you’re going to tell me that Pancrase fights weren’t on the level.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Next you’re going to tell me that Pancrase fights weren’t on the level.
Ask ChatGPT if there’s a seahorse emoji.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ask ChatGPT if there’s a seahorse emoji.
FINALLY!!!
Nobody under that age of 65 gives a rip roaring rats ass that you shook Ted Kennedys hand in the mid 2000’s!!
The “Vote for Me Because I’m Me” political strategy hasn’t worked in over a decade!!
Nobody under that age of 65 gives a rip roaring rats ass that you shook Ted Kennedys hand in the mid 2000’s!!
The “Vote for Me Because I’m Me” political strategy hasn’t worked in over a decade!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
FINALLY!!!
Nobody under that age of 65 gives a rip roaring rats ass that you shook Ted Kennedys hand in the mid 2000’s!!
The “Vote for Me Because I’m Me” political strategy hasn’t worked in over a decade!!
Nobody under that age of 65 gives a rip roaring rats ass that you shook Ted Kennedys hand in the mid 2000’s!!
The “Vote for Me Because I’m Me” political strategy hasn’t worked in over a decade!!
And when it blows up in their face, they’ll blame the western dev teams they haven’t owned for years.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
And when it blows up in their face, they’ll blame the western dev teams they haven’t owned for years.
Yes, EA will be allowed to continue releasing the same annual franchises while buying, liquidating and closing independent dev studios.
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes, EA will be allowed to continue releasing the same annual franchises while buying, liquidating and closing independent dev studios.
Also, it’s a complete coincidence that all the lawyers that my lawyers lawyer needs just to happen to alumni of the same school as the company CEO and CFO…. And all their lawyers lawyer’s lawyers
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Also, it’s a complete coincidence that all the lawyers that my lawyers lawyer needs just to happen to alumni of the same school as the company CEO and CFO…. And all their lawyers lawyer’s lawyers
You’re telling me the special sauce that makes a game great isn’t directly proportional to how many lawyers your lawyers lawyer are employed by a developer/piblishing studio?
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You’re telling me the special sauce that makes a game great isn’t directly proportional to how many lawyers your lawyers lawyer are employed by a developer/piblishing studio?
Remember that stretch from 2008 -2010 when the 360 was doing crazy cool shit that everyone loved?
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Remember that stretch from 2008 -2010 when the 360 was doing crazy cool shit that everyone loved?
It was around late 2009-early 2010 when Microsoft started canning all the people that made the 360 a hit a replacing them with Don Mattricks friends and sycophants. Marketing the XBone as a DVR first and console second, right as their demographic was ditching cable.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It was around late 2009-early 2010 when Microsoft started canning all the people that made the 360 a hit a replacing them with Don Mattricks friends and sycophants. Marketing the XBone as a DVR first and console second, right as their demographic was ditching cable.