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Who reads books they can't get on with?
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Who reads books they can't get on with?
But not, apparently, the drug barons who supply them
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
But not, apparently, the drug barons who supply them
A pound-shop Versailles
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A pound-shop Versailles
But not the aggressor and the war criminals, right?
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
But not the aggressor and the war criminals, right?
'Almost cut my hair...'
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
'Almost cut my hair...'
Truss too!
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Truss too!
So many and so much waste. Brexit of course, but PPE, Track and Trace, HS2, The Garden Bridge... We need a bit of competence please!
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So many and so much waste. Brexit of course, but PPE, Track and Trace, HS2, The Garden Bridge... We need a bit of competence please!
Or 'the cat p*ssed on them'.
'I left them on a bus.'
'My sister wrote her shopping list on the back.'
'A big kid stole them fom me.'
From The Lexicon of My Homework Excuses.
'I left them on a bus.'
'My sister wrote her shopping list on the back.'
'A big kid stole them fom me.'
From The Lexicon of My Homework Excuses.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Or 'the cat p*ssed on them'.
'I left them on a bus.'
'My sister wrote her shopping list on the back.'
'A big kid stole them fom me.'
From The Lexicon of My Homework Excuses.
'I left them on a bus.'
'My sister wrote her shopping list on the back.'
'A big kid stole them fom me.'
From The Lexicon of My Homework Excuses.
Which one? Haven't there been about 30 by now? All fantasies of course...
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Which one? Haven't there been about 30 by now? All fantasies of course...
Not really an answer to the problem
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Not really an answer to the problem
Roughing It by Mark Twain
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Roughing It by Mark Twain
Great title
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Great title