Viviennui
@vivienigma.bsky.social
🔞 🏳️⚧️ Vivien, She/Her. Failed writer, amateur woman, mid barista. 36. ☪️🏳️🌈. ☀️♍️🌙♑️🌅♓️.
everything looks like a grindstone when all you have is an axe
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
everything looks like a grindstone when all you have is an axe
give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, and now he's unfuckable
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, and now he's unfuckable
this cyberpunk dystopia isn't even cool. fuckin tupperwarepunk more like
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this cyberpunk dystopia isn't even cool. fuckin tupperwarepunk more like
earlier this year i considered making a shrine, complete with figurines and little votive candles, to 6 or so women i love, and literally worshipping them with prayers and offerings. i got as far as finding the right compartment box shelf and bit of wall for it before realizing that's fucking insane
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
earlier this year i considered making a shrine, complete with figurines and little votive candles, to 6 or so women i love, and literally worshipping them with prayers and offerings. i got as far as finding the right compartment box shelf and bit of wall for it before realizing that's fucking insane
sentimentality lowkey a curse. today is the birthday of a girl i used to love but never want to see again, and who i haven't spoken to in years. but will i ever forget? no.
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
sentimentality lowkey a curse. today is the birthday of a girl i used to love but never want to see again, and who i haven't spoken to in years. but will i ever forget? no.
they say old dogs can't learn new tricks, but i'm some kind of bird-lizard, so no data on that yet
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
they say old dogs can't learn new tricks, but i'm some kind of bird-lizard, so no data on that yet
instead of money, a customer just tipped me a lollipop. hate to admit it, but i'm charmed
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
instead of money, a customer just tipped me a lollipop. hate to admit it, but i'm charmed
"somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me"
pretty kinky burl, but okay
pretty kinky burl, but okay
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me"
pretty kinky burl, but okay
pretty kinky burl, but okay
coworker: i wanna go home
me: i wanna die
coworker: oh lol. me too. lowkey though it's too expensive
me: i wanna die
coworker: oh lol. me too. lowkey though it's too expensive
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
coworker: i wanna go home
me: i wanna die
coworker: oh lol. me too. lowkey though it's too expensive
me: i wanna die
coworker: oh lol. me too. lowkey though it's too expensive
i wasn't put on this earth to work hard
i was put on this earth to smoke weed and give handjobs
i was put on this earth to smoke weed and give handjobs
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i wasn't put on this earth to work hard
i was put on this earth to smoke weed and give handjobs
i was put on this earth to smoke weed and give handjobs
🙏🏻
elder millennials have gotten away w being alive for a long time, but soon they will face the cold embrace of death
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🙏🏻
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Crying in h mart, laughing in k mart, loving in 711
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Crying in h mart, laughing in k mart, loving in 711
satan had to deal with the hinge partner in her hierarchical poly situation deciding on a whim that a stupid clay boy was Her new primary partner, and we collectively decided to give satan shit for getting in her feelings over this? wild
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
satan had to deal with the hinge partner in her hierarchical poly situation deciding on a whim that a stupid clay boy was Her new primary partner, and we collectively decided to give satan shit for getting in her feelings over this? wild
i'm trapped in an aviary of broken birds!! yes, i am also a broken bird, but nonetheless!
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i'm trapped in an aviary of broken birds!! yes, i am also a broken bird, but nonetheless!
god bless all the true yapper girls
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
god bless all the true yapper girls
being unhinged can be self-care if you are generally overhinged
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
being unhinged can be self-care if you are generally overhinged
i'm just a girl waiting for the right cult to claim her
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i'm just a girl waiting for the right cult to claim her
girl i was dating start of the year told me hoping to not die alone was fruitless, that we all die alone in the end. i thought she was full of shit, but i think i get what she means now: your existence will never be shared; you are inevitably doomed to be an individual.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
girl i was dating start of the year told me hoping to not die alone was fruitless, that we all die alone in the end. i thought she was full of shit, but i think i get what she means now: your existence will never be shared; you are inevitably doomed to be an individual.
i go through these waves where every couple months i convince myself that i've gotten good at reading people, just to encounter people and situations that remind me i am infact illiterate
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
i go through these waves where every couple months i convince myself that i've gotten good at reading people, just to encounter people and situations that remind me i am infact illiterate
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I need to be weirder or ill die
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I need to be weirder or ill die
thumbs are misfiring, better put em back in the holster, let em cool off, stop twitching
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 AM
thumbs are misfiring, better put em back in the holster, let em cool off, stop twitching
queens of the phone age
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
queens of the phone age
Don Minough™ A Gay Apparel Company
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Don Minough™ A Gay Apparel Company
top me now my gayer pal-o
falala falala la la la
falala falala la la la
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
top me now my gayer pal-o
falala falala la la la
falala falala la la la