"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
@volitate.bsky.social
『We fought hard not to die yet we don't know how to live.』|| She/Her | [RP][Icon by [email protected]]
[Twitter refugee, continuing storylines here]
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[Info: https://bit.ly/CliveFuga ]
Pottery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Pottery.
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Buddy of mine just started Ambien tonight.
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
About 4 minutes ago I got a series of texts saying he's had an idea that will change reality as we know it, and usher mankind into a new era.
He says he's making a mock-up, as he knows I'll support him.
He sent me this.
I replied "Revolutionary".
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just had this meme come to mind as I went to put a bunch of random food together.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
Yeah, okay. Some plain yakisoba noodles, some tater tots, some fried ounyao, and a heaping helping of some canned meat on toast.
I am an expert at introducing this into group chats, and I warn people ahead of time I WILL do this.
I usually start with something like this and go from there based on the vibes:
I usually start with something like this and go from there based on the vibes:
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am an expert at introducing this into group chats, and I warn people ahead of time I WILL do this.
I usually start with something like this and go from there based on the vibes:
I usually start with something like this and go from there based on the vibes:
A recreation, as I do not have the original anymore.
Anyway, I just remembered I had a more senseless crime! It was illegally gaining access to a world government's security network in order to send a video complication of Skiddo falling over to every email address on said planet.
Anyway, I just remembered I had a more senseless crime! It was illegally gaining access to a world government's security network in order to send a video complication of Skiddo falling over to every email address on said planet.
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A recreation, as I do not have the original anymore.
Anyway, I just remembered I had a more senseless crime! It was illegally gaining access to a world government's security network in order to send a video complication of Skiddo falling over to every email address on said planet.
Anyway, I just remembered I had a more senseless crime! It was illegally gaining access to a world government's security network in order to send a video complication of Skiddo falling over to every email address on said planet.
Interesting! On most worlds my species inhabit, fish are often one of *the* most stable food sources. This is some examples of what fish look like when they're food-animals!
Bass, Bluefin tuna, Tilapia, and red seabream!
How different are they in your world?
Bass, Bluefin tuna, Tilapia, and red seabream!
How different are they in your world?
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Interesting! On most worlds my species inhabit, fish are often one of *the* most stable food sources. This is some examples of what fish look like when they're food-animals!
Bass, Bluefin tuna, Tilapia, and red seabream!
How different are they in your world?
Bass, Bluefin tuna, Tilapia, and red seabream!
How different are they in your world?
Gaze upon the glory of Sylveon! Slayer of dragons! And a being capable of calming basically all tensions if you let it touch you with its feelers! Honestly they're really chill, and probably the most commonly seen in competitive. NOT usually pacifists, despite the ability to calm others unwillingly.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gaze upon the glory of Sylveon! Slayer of dragons! And a being capable of calming basically all tensions if you let it touch you with its feelers! Honestly they're really chill, and probably the most commonly seen in competitive. NOT usually pacifists, despite the ability to calm others unwillingly.
[Tap!]
And Glaceon! These guys can be pretty dangerous even by pokemon standards, able to make the air around them drop to 75F below zero. That said, most of the time they just like to be cozy. They don't like being too hot, but are fine with a blanket. If they don't want to be touched, you'll know
And Glaceon! These guys can be pretty dangerous even by pokemon standards, able to make the air around them drop to 75F below zero. That said, most of the time they just like to be cozy. They don't like being too hot, but are fine with a blanket. If they don't want to be touched, you'll know
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[Tap!]
And Glaceon! These guys can be pretty dangerous even by pokemon standards, able to make the air around them drop to 75F below zero. That said, most of the time they just like to be cozy. They don't like being too hot, but are fine with a blanket. If they don't want to be touched, you'll know
And Glaceon! These guys can be pretty dangerous even by pokemon standards, able to make the air around them drop to 75F below zero. That said, most of the time they just like to be cozy. They don't like being too hot, but are fine with a blanket. If they don't want to be touched, you'll know
Leafeon!
While they can eat food, they often photosynthesize! They're also known to be great pets for people who are ill, or who need especially clean air! They either love baths, or hate them - no in-between. They're also great emotional support pets, as mostly pacifist pokemon.
While they can eat food, they often photosynthesize! They're also known to be great pets for people who are ill, or who need especially clean air! They either love baths, or hate them - no in-between. They're also great emotional support pets, as mostly pacifist pokemon.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Leafeon!
While they can eat food, they often photosynthesize! They're also known to be great pets for people who are ill, or who need especially clean air! They either love baths, or hate them - no in-between. They're also great emotional support pets, as mostly pacifist pokemon.
While they can eat food, they often photosynthesize! They're also known to be great pets for people who are ill, or who need especially clean air! They either love baths, or hate them - no in-between. They're also great emotional support pets, as mostly pacifist pokemon.
Aaaand [Tap] Umbreon!
It evolves at night, and is seen as a direct counterpart to espeon. It's a dark type, and one fun thing is it was almost categorised as a poison type because it can spray toxins at enemies. Ultimately, it has none of the weaknesses of the poison type though, so Dark only.
It evolves at night, and is seen as a direct counterpart to espeon. It's a dark type, and one fun thing is it was almost categorised as a poison type because it can spray toxins at enemies. Ultimately, it has none of the weaknesses of the poison type though, so Dark only.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Aaaand [Tap] Umbreon!
It evolves at night, and is seen as a direct counterpart to espeon. It's a dark type, and one fun thing is it was almost categorised as a poison type because it can spray toxins at enemies. Ultimately, it has none of the weaknesses of the poison type though, so Dark only.
It evolves at night, and is seen as a direct counterpart to espeon. It's a dark type, and one fun thing is it was almost categorised as a poison type because it can spray toxins at enemies. Ultimately, it has none of the weaknesses of the poison type though, so Dark only.
[Tappa tap!]
This here is espeon! It evolves from bonds during the day. It's a psychic type and can predict the weather. It's common knowledge that if your espeon brings you an umbrella, it's going to rain or snow! They have modest precognition in general, too!
This here is espeon! It evolves from bonds during the day. It's a psychic type and can predict the weather. It's common knowledge that if your espeon brings you an umbrella, it's going to rain or snow! They have modest precognition in general, too!
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[Tappa tap!]
This here is espeon! It evolves from bonds during the day. It's a psychic type and can predict the weather. It's common knowledge that if your espeon brings you an umbrella, it's going to rain or snow! They have modest precognition in general, too!
This here is espeon! It evolves from bonds during the day. It's a psychic type and can predict the weather. It's common knowledge that if your espeon brings you an umbrella, it's going to rain or snow! They have modest precognition in general, too!
[Tap tap!]
And this? This is a Jolteon! They're known to be zoomy little guys who really, really like to run around. Known to be able to absorb massive amounts of electricity, and thereby be static hell, but also, they're so cute no one really minds, you know?
And this? This is a Jolteon! They're known to be zoomy little guys who really, really like to run around. Known to be able to absorb massive amounts of electricity, and thereby be static hell, but also, they're so cute no one really minds, you know?
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[Tap tap!]
And this? This is a Jolteon! They're known to be zoomy little guys who really, really like to run around. Known to be able to absorb massive amounts of electricity, and thereby be static hell, but also, they're so cute no one really minds, you know?
And this? This is a Jolteon! They're known to be zoomy little guys who really, really like to run around. Known to be able to absorb massive amounts of electricity, and thereby be static hell, but also, they're so cute no one really minds, you know?
Behold! A Vaporeon! As you can no doubt tell, this one is a water type. It's known to be a little mischievous, like in a gremlin vibes sort of way. They love to just sit in cold baths for hours, turning transparent in a way so it looks like just a bath of water. Gets insulted when the bath is done.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Behold! A Vaporeon! As you can no doubt tell, this one is a water type. It's known to be a little mischievous, like in a gremlin vibes sort of way. They love to just sit in cold baths for hours, turning transparent in a way so it looks like just a bath of water. Gets insulted when the bath is done.
Me when people treat me with kindness even though I've been incredibly obnoxious and cryptid-adjacent.
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me when people treat me with kindness even though I've been incredibly obnoxious and cryptid-adjacent.
When she's done, she has pulled out two devices of different sizes. She then proceeds to show the smaller of the two flip out to show a keyboard, as well as a little nib instead of a touch-pad well.
The larger device is a tablet instead of a phone, but is otherwise identical.
The larger device is a tablet instead of a phone, but is otherwise identical.
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When she's done, she has pulled out two devices of different sizes. She then proceeds to show the smaller of the two flip out to show a keyboard, as well as a little nib instead of a touch-pad well.
The larger device is a tablet instead of a phone, but is otherwise identical.
The larger device is a tablet instead of a phone, but is otherwise identical.
[Solo]
[Age Rating: All Ages]
[Synopsis: Clive considers her feelings as she makes her way after meeting @hallowed-hollow.bsky.social, with intent to find @bellhearted.bsky.social . She meets with Eira the Bell Beast for the first time.]
[Link: themidgardlibrary.neocities.org/clivebellbeast ]
[Age Rating: All Ages]
[Synopsis: Clive considers her feelings as she makes her way after meeting @hallowed-hollow.bsky.social, with intent to find @bellhearted.bsky.social . She meets with Eira the Bell Beast for the first time.]
[Link: themidgardlibrary.neocities.org/clivebellbeast ]
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
[Solo]
[Age Rating: All Ages]
[Synopsis: Clive considers her feelings as she makes her way after meeting @hallowed-hollow.bsky.social, with intent to find @bellhearted.bsky.social . She meets with Eira the Bell Beast for the first time.]
[Link: themidgardlibrary.neocities.org/clivebellbeast ]
[Age Rating: All Ages]
[Synopsis: Clive considers her feelings as she makes her way after meeting @hallowed-hollow.bsky.social, with intent to find @bellhearted.bsky.social . She meets with Eira the Bell Beast for the first time.]
[Link: themidgardlibrary.neocities.org/clivebellbeast ]
I spoil this little one. And if my other pokemon weren't so serious, more of them would get randomly attacked with forehead kisses.
September 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I spoil this little one. And if my other pokemon weren't so serious, more of them would get randomly attacked with forehead kisses.
Sending this to all my friends who keep getting into supernatural shenanigans.
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Sending this to all my friends who keep getting into supernatural shenanigans.
This is what being friends with me is like.
September 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is what being friends with me is like.
Saw this in a thread, and... I need it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Saw this in a thread, and... I need it.
Oh, oh, right. I should slow down.
So these... [She did some tapping on her phone, then showed him the picture, a bunch of brown, almost fox-like creatures.] Are Eevee.
When exposed to a fire stone... [She reached into an outer pocket of her bag.. Pow! Stone!] They become Flareon.
So these... [She did some tapping on her phone, then showed him the picture, a bunch of brown, almost fox-like creatures.] Are Eevee.
When exposed to a fire stone... [She reached into an outer pocket of her bag.. Pow! Stone!] They become Flareon.
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh, oh, right. I should slow down.
So these... [She did some tapping on her phone, then showed him the picture, a bunch of brown, almost fox-like creatures.] Are Eevee.
When exposed to a fire stone... [She reached into an outer pocket of her bag.. Pow! Stone!] They become Flareon.
So these... [She did some tapping on her phone, then showed him the picture, a bunch of brown, almost fox-like creatures.] Are Eevee.
When exposed to a fire stone... [She reached into an outer pocket of her bag.. Pow! Stone!] They become Flareon.
I decided to make a single minimalist Blingee Sin before doing things with my life today. Mostly so I can link this post all "Hey you should go to www.picmix.com and make the maximalist art movement proud."
I'll make a truly maximalist one later, but it may be a while.
I'll make a truly maximalist one later, but it may be a while.
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I decided to make a single minimalist Blingee Sin before doing things with my life today. Mostly so I can link this post all "Hey you should go to www.picmix.com and make the maximalist art movement proud."
I'll make a truly maximalist one later, but it may be a while.
I'll make a truly maximalist one later, but it may be a while.
The box.
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The box.