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@vorpalithic.bsky.social
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Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are!
(he/him)
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what the fuck is this
screenshot of the intro popup in the Google "My Ad Center" that reads: Welcome to My Ad Center Rediscover ads you liked You can find all the ads you've recently seen in one place
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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I think someone left our weather on repeat
Screenshot of a weather app showing the local weather as a continuous 6 days of rain at the same temperature
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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the cost of living in the smallest town
Cropped screenshot showing the delivery of Metroid Prime 4 being delivered on Monday
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Finished my first replay of Metroid Prime 3 since launch. This game is really easy and very linear. The presentation (art, music, characters) is phenomenal, but it's too action-movie and nowhere near as engrossing as the previous too. Even though I think 2 is really tedious, I like it more.

1>2>3
Cropped screenshot of the ending screen for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. The text reads: MISSION FINAL Difficulty - Normal Percentage Complete 96% Total Time 12:36
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I remember reading this when Prime 3 first came out, thinking Dread was going to be soon
Screenshot from Metroid Prime 3 showing a scan of a Space Pirate screen that reads "Experiment status report update. Metroid project "Dread" is nearing the final stages of completion."
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I really never wanted to do this, but I'm at the part of chronic illness that has us in medical debt.

Currently we owe $900, so any amount you might be able to help with would be phenomenal. Please don't give beyond your means; you can't help others when you're hurting too. #mutualaid 💸 💕
QR code for my Venmo. Display name E B, username @eb_42
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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They don't make tutorials like they used to
Screenshot of one of the tutorial pages in Castlevania: Curse of Darkness for the PS2. It's a fucking novel that reads: Tip: Innocent Devil A.I. Push the up or down directional button to change the A.I. setting of the I.D. Setting the mode to "Auto" instructs the I.D. to act on its own. In Auto mode, the I.D.'s manner of attack and use of special abilities are dictated by its own reasoning. Setting the mode to "Command" allows Hector to directly control the I.D.'s actions. In Command mode, the I.D. tends to stick closer to Hector and targets the same enemy that Hector is battling. In this mode, Innocent Devils will not use special abilities that consume hearts unless they are told to do so. To use an I.D.'s special ability, select the ability with the left or right directional button and press the ability button to activate it. Use these two modes effectively to make battles easier for Hector.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Finished Prime 2 for my first time.

This is a game that loves to waste your time, even more so than Prime 1. And it even somehow made the scavenger hunt in Prime 1 look fine in comparison.

At least the Light Suit looks good
cropped screenshot of the ending to Metroid Prime 2: Echoes showing the text: MISSION FINAL Percentage Complete 84% Total Time 16:00
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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screenshot of deviantArt of a post made by BigJB21 on Oct 16th, 2012 with the text "god i wish that were me"
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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haha yeah 🙃
Cropped Steam Screenshot showing 602 Games
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Playing Metroid Prime 2: Echoes for the first time
Cropped screenshot of a log entry in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes "[...]that's all. But if she wants to believe in this Samus, or Bigfoot, or Santa Claus, she can."
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Cropped screenshot from YouTube comments on a video of Jacinthe's theme from Pokémon Legends Z-A. The comment (translated from Japanese) reads: "When the battle with the silly and funny young lady started, the best BGM in ZA started playing, and for a moment I wondered if I should wear a maid outfit."
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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You know what? There's very few fictional characters I personally associate myself with so I'd love to get outside feedback.
White text over black background that reads "post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of"
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Happy 30th GameFAQs
Three panel comic from the mid 2000s - Panel 1: Crudely drawn stick figure with the Awesome Face holding a piece of paper. The spoken text says "Gee! Masked man boss is hard. I will look up a strategy to beat him using this FAQ from the internets." Panel 2: Same character, now reading the paper. The written text says "BOSS: MASKED MAN Masked Man is a boss at the end of the Ass Lab who is later revealed to be the main character's father. STRATEGY: To beat Masked Man first you must Blah blah blah..." Panel 3: The panel is all read with an extremely angry face in the middle.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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lol at the Wii U Netflix
Cropped screenshot of the Nintendo Store app showing software with over 100 hours used. Super Smash Bros Ultimate Netflix (Wii U) Pokémon Scarlet Animal Crossing New Horizons Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition Animal Crossing New Leaf Super Smash Bros for 3DS The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Hades Monster Hunter Rise The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Pokémon Legends Arceus Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It's my OC Nissa's birthday. I have no idea why I picked today
Commissioned artwork of my OC Nissa. She is a gynoid (female presenting android) with short blonde hair, pale skin and unnatural blue eyes. She is wearing something like an athletic bra with a white sash over it, white shorts with a loose decorative belt, and brown stylish shoes with rolled down white socks. There are also brown wraps over her legs. Notably, she is damaged with the left side of her face appearing burned and scarred with her left eye and some of her left cheek missing which reveals her teeth. Her midriff is also missing its outer skin layer revealing damaged circuitry underneath. Her right arm is also missing, having been replaced with a much more robotic arm with visible glowing blue circuitry. In this artwork she is depicted as falling, like she's been knocked off of a high place Commissioned artwork of my OC Nissa. She is a gynoid (female presenting android) with short blonde hair, pale skin and unnatural blue eyes. She is wearing something like an athletic bra with a white sash over it, white shorts with a loose decorative belt, and brown stylish shoes with rolled down white socks. There are also brown wraps over her legs. Notably, she is damaged with the left side of her face appearing burned and scarred with her left eye and some of her left cheek missing which reveals her teeth. Her midriff is also missing its outer skin layer revealing damaged circuitry underneath. Her right arm is also missing, having been replaced with a much more robotic arm with visible glowing blue circuitry. In this artwork she is depicted from the waist up, using her robotic arm to brush her bangs aside. She is facing the viewer Commissioned artwork of my OC Nissa. She is a gynoid (female presenting android) with short blonde hair, pale skin and unnatural blue eyes. She is wearing something like an athletic bra with a white sash over it, white shorts with a loose decorative belt, and brown stylish shoes with rolled down white socks. There are also brown wraps over her legs. Notably, she is damaged with the left side of her face appearing burned and scarred with her left eye and some of her left cheek missing which reveals her teeth. Her midriff is also missing its outer skin layer revealing damaged circuitry underneath. Her right arm is also missing, having been replaced with a much more robotic arm with visible glowing blue circuitry. In this artwork she is depicted stretching her arms with one leg up, turned slightly to the right to face the viewer Commissioned artwork of my OC Nissa. She is a gynoid (female presenting android) with short blonde hair, pale skin and unnatural blue eyes. She is wearing something like an athletic bra with a white sash over it, white shorts with a loose decorative belt, and brown stylish shoes with rolled down white socks. There are also brown wraps over her legs. Notably, she is damaged with the left side of her face appearing burned and scarred with her left eye and some of her left cheek missing which reveals her teeth. Her midriff is also missing its outer skin layer revealing damaged circuitry underneath. Her right arm is also missing, having been replaced with a much more robotic arm with visible glowing blue circuitry. In this artwork she is depicted from the waist up holding out her left had towards the viewer, giving a peace sign with her right robotic arm, and smiling looking at the viewer
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I mean,
>Era
but also yeah, I'd love to play that as a solo survival game but it doesn't look to be in the cards. Also saw this the other day
Cropped screenshot of the Steam store page for ARC Raiders "AI GENERATED CONTENT DISCLOSURE The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: During the development process, we may use procedural- and AI-based tools to assist with content creation. In all such cases, the final product reflects the creativity and expression of our own development team."
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Playing that game with the silk that came out recently
Screenshot of Hades II showing Arachne the Silk Weaver. She is a cartoonish spider with ancient Greek apparel working on a silk tapestry. Her text box reads: Arachne Silk Weaver "What are you doing here? Besides tramping all over my webs, that is! Oh, it's nothing, silly. I can always make more perfectly good silk! I can't always see you."
October 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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It is done.
Screenshot of the ending screen in Silksong. The text reads: Game Completion Percentage 100% Time 74h 41m 44s
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I can't believe the day has finally come

it's been 10 years #TheProtomen
Cropped screenshot of an email receipt for The Protomen: Act III This City Made Us compact disk
October 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Finally
Act 3 screen from Silksong
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Absolutely
Hena the fishing lass from Twilight Princess
September 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Wanted to post my favorite reaction images from my desktop before she's boxed up.
Imagine of Toon Link from Wind Waker in a chibi style making a goofy excited expression Image of Toon Link from Wind Waker and a red Chuchu where Link is looking disapprovingly at the Chuchu who is making a very goofy expression A picture of sunglasses on top of a tray of brownies in a cooking pan with the caption "WAIT UNTIL IT'S COMPLETELY COOL" A picture of a woman with blonde hair and a light seafoam green sweatshirt holding up a mirror to her face so that it reflects one side to both sides. Because she is looking for to the side away from the mirror, the reflection and positioning makes it appear as though she is looking to the right and left simultaneously. It's really fucking funny
August 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Anyone else have this visual bug in Hollow Knight on Switch 2? Shows up whenever I hit an enemy
Screenshot of Hollow Knight on Switch 2 with an arrow pointing to a visual bug
August 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Finished Ori Will of the Wisps

I'm both upset that I waited to play this masterpiece, and glad I had it for now. Holy fucking shit

It helped me remember the first game which I'd also give a standing ovation to. Phenomenal series
Ultrawide screenshot from Ori and the Will of the Wisps. The titular Ori is very small standing on the edge of a cliff with a massive willow tree containing a glowing orb at its center standing over them.
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM