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VulcanDedede
@vulcandedede.bsky.social
Who are you people? Where are my pants?!
Bad
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sure do love it when the “new, streamlined” system at work completely shits itself with enough regularity that we have a constant need for overtime.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Muthafuckin SOUP
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I would like to promote my friend @logez.bsky.social, who’s currently working on The Puddlestomper’s Guide to the Tri-Mother System! logez.itch.io/puddlestompe...

There will be a campaign module for it eventually, but there are a bunch of new frames. You get to play shit like THIS:
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Some kind of fucked-up garden slug, I think.
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Behold
September 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Show me your getaway vehicle
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
No cheating post your lock screen

Had this ever since @logez.bsky.social finished this commission for me.
July 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I once bent down to pet my dog and pulled a muscle in my back so bad I almost fell down, passed out, and threw up in that order.

The offender in question:
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
To me, nothing is more emotive than
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
‼️‼️‼️
June 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Today’s my birthday, and that means I get to pig out and have the strongest tiki drink I can get my hands on.

This Zombie sure tastes like another.
June 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
VIRTUE, BABY!!!
June 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Join us! Become as green!
June 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It is Pride Month.

I am now
June 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
May 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
-buying ‘Skog
May 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Woag, aminals be upon ye
May 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
THREE. BIG. BOIS.
May 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Got his ass, chat.
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
BIG BAD BEETLE BLASTER!
April 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
OC lore train! Explain your oc’s lore in the shittiest way possible:

“Hell Animaniac realizes people die when they are killed and buys a gun about it.”
April 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh my god it’s HUUUUUUUGE!!!
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Namr…. c-cool…
April 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM