Vurrence
@vurrence.bsky.social
@[email protected] on mastodon
How is she doing in hell?
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
How is she doing in hell?
OPPS, I did it again…
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
OPPS, I did it again…
Ahhh, you got there first.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ahhh, you got there first.
I’m pretty comfortable being damned though.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m pretty comfortable being damned though.
Only if you eat it over the sink with no plate to avoid washing dishes.
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Only if you eat it over the sink with no plate to avoid washing dishes.
I’m insulted that they didn’t block me.
Whadda I gotta do to get a block around here?! Damn!
Whadda I gotta do to get a block around here?! Damn!
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m insulted that they didn’t block me.
Whadda I gotta do to get a block around here?! Damn!
Whadda I gotta do to get a block around here?! Damn!
It comes with a set of truck nuts:
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It comes with a set of truck nuts:
[immobile, breathing shallowly]
I…. But you were…. Hey.
Are you the one that said?
Because…
I…. But you were…. Hey.
Are you the one that said?
Because…
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[immobile, breathing shallowly]
I…. But you were…. Hey.
Are you the one that said?
Because…
I…. But you were…. Hey.
Are you the one that said?
Because…
Mind Goblin 5: The Sugondeez
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mind Goblin 5: The Sugondeez
Just kickin’ uterus’s and shooting Plan B into the crowd with a cannon.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just kickin’ uterus’s and shooting Plan B into the crowd with a cannon.
I think I’m a strong contender as well.
Okay, how is this competition gonna go down?
What equipment will we need?
Okay, how is this competition gonna go down?
What equipment will we need?
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think I’m a strong contender as well.
Okay, how is this competition gonna go down?
What equipment will we need?
Okay, how is this competition gonna go down?
What equipment will we need?
You suck it up through your tail?
Can you taste it? 🤔
Can you taste it? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You suck it up through your tail?
Can you taste it? 🤔
Can you taste it? 🤔
I grew up near a Hunts catsup factory. It made everything in the area smell like catfood.
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I grew up near a Hunts catsup factory. It made everything in the area smell like catfood.
Ohh, and now you lost me.
Stovetop Stuffing is a meal unto itself. No gravy needed.
Stovetop Stuffing is a meal unto itself. No gravy needed.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ohh, and now you lost me.
Stovetop Stuffing is a meal unto itself. No gravy needed.
Stovetop Stuffing is a meal unto itself. No gravy needed.
Farts, now with 20% more crying!
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Farts, now with 20% more crying!
What cameras? I don’t know what you’re talking about. 😉
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What cameras? I don’t know what you’re talking about. 😉