Vys (a.k.a. Mailman Dan)
@vysgaming.bsky.social
He/Him 🖖
Golden Retriever wearing a magical top hat
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Forever DM 👾
1/4th of @mttmpodcast.bsky.social
Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
Golden Retriever wearing a magical top hat
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Forever DM 👾
1/4th of @mttmpodcast.bsky.social
Trump-sucking filth cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire
#resist, #handsoff, #nokings
I tried doing a full renegade playthrough of Mass Effect and the second something I said made Tali or Garrus even a little sad I abandoned it. I can't make my giant cricket boyfriend *sad*, I do that enough in real life!
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I tried doing a full renegade playthrough of Mass Effect and the second something I said made Tali or Garrus even a little sad I abandoned it. I can't make my giant cricket boyfriend *sad*, I do that enough in real life!
As a great philosopher once said, only the good die young, so that means hes functionally immortal, right alongside my father-in-law.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As a great philosopher once said, only the good die young, so that means hes functionally immortal, right alongside my father-in-law.
Impeachment doesn't have teeth anymore! He was impeached TWICE, and NOTHING HAPPENED.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Impeachment doesn't have teeth anymore! He was impeached TWICE, and NOTHING HAPPENED.
My favorite video they ever watched was for King Missile's "Detachable Penis" and they just sat in silent horror for the whole thing.
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My favorite video they ever watched was for King Missile's "Detachable Penis" and they just sat in silent horror for the whole thing.
Dammit, who's chopping onions in here?
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Dammit, who's chopping onions in here?
What's it mean if I'm that way all year? Is it just that I'm old?
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What's it mean if I'm that way all year? Is it just that I'm old?
Have you tried Final Fantasy 14? I find its a lot less mean overall.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Have you tried Final Fantasy 14? I find its a lot less mean overall.
I vaguely remember him from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I vaguely remember him from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Uh. Um... ravioli.
Thats pretty much the start and end of my knowledge of italian.
Thats pretty much the start and end of my knowledge of italian.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Uh. Um... ravioli.
Thats pretty much the start and end of my knowledge of italian.
Thats pretty much the start and end of my knowledge of italian.
The pause music lives rent free in my head at all times
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The pause music lives rent free in my head at all times
That really is one hell of a start menu
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That really is one hell of a start menu
This is at the point where a Captain Planet villain would call it a bit much
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is at the point where a Captain Planet villain would call it a bit much
Well, real meat is tariffed all to shit, so fake chicken it is!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well, real meat is tariffed all to shit, so fake chicken it is!
I can't say it that way without my hands going into the pinch gesture
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I can't say it that way without my hands going into the pinch gesture
The Iron Giant (for my podcast [shameless plug])
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Iron Giant (for my podcast [shameless plug])
And also my favorite description of Malkavians. "If one notices you, then God help you. If you need ones help, then God cannot help you."
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
And also my favorite description of Malkavians. "If one notices you, then God help you. If you need ones help, then God cannot help you."
To this day I still remember "Pissed off Christoff"
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
To this day I still remember "Pissed off Christoff"
Its almost like its a... Windy City.
::puts on sunglasses::
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
::puts on sunglasses::
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Its almost like its a... Windy City.
::puts on sunglasses::
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
::puts on sunglasses::
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
You could've stopped after the word "States". Im just so goddamned tired.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You could've stopped after the word "States". Im just so goddamned tired.