Vyvyan Almond
@vyvyanalmond.bsky.social
Actor, illustrator, all silly voices all the time (unless it's drawings).
Dr Nightingale (UCN) @ Bridge Command
Comedy @ The Awkward Silence
https://www.instagram.com/vyvyanalmonddrawing/
Dr Nightingale (UCN) @ Bridge Command
Comedy @ The Awkward Silence
https://www.instagram.com/vyvyanalmonddrawing/
Lads, I'm just down the road from the Northern Lights and I forgot to go and look.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lads, I'm just down the road from the Northern Lights and I forgot to go and look.
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs]
🎵All the leaves are grey (All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey (And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk- *entire band loses their fucking minds*
🎵All the leaves are grey (All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey (And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk- *entire band loses their fucking minds*
August 29, 2023 at 8:59 AM
[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs]
🎵All the leaves are grey (All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey (And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk- *entire band loses their fucking minds*
🎵All the leaves are grey (All the leaves are grey)
🎵And the sky is grey (And the sky is grey)
🎵I've been for a walk- *entire band loses their fucking minds*
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
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Ev’rybody’s talkin’ bout those trunkless legs
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ bout those trunkless legs
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
Trunkless legs
(Boop boop)
And a manly kind of visage
That the sands of time have wrecked
(Boop boop)
Trunkless legs
In the desert, see the mighty staring
Looking at his works and hopelessly despairing…
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
Yeah, but, like, not me, because I actually am their pal. Or I would be, if they knew who I was. And I'm about to bridge that gap with my next Direct Insult. Friends!
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah, but, like, not me, because I actually am their pal. Or I would be, if they knew who I was. And I'm about to bridge that gap with my next Direct Insult. Friends!
No, Monzo, I don't want to split the cost of this meal with someone else because I ate all of those dumplings myself, now leave me alone.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
No, Monzo, I don't want to split the cost of this meal with someone else because I ate all of those dumplings myself, now leave me alone.
Gourd octopus, gourd octopus!
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Gourd octopus, gourd octopus!
I will never forget visiting the national apple collection at Brogdale farm. We got to taste the apples as we went round! We got to see them all, in a barn, on their little hay plinths! Two of them have the same name as people I know! They smell amazing!
STOP talking trash about apples.
Cosmic Crisp are DELICIOUS
Gala are SERVICEABLE
Stayman are PERFECTLY CRONCHY AND SWEET
Honeycrisp are EXPENSIVE BUT GREAT
Granny Smith are SOUR IF THAT’S YOUR THING
McIntosh are TASTY BUT OFTEN MUSHY
Red Delicious
Golden Delicious are SERVED IN CAFETERIAS
Cosmic Crisp are DELICIOUS
Gala are SERVICEABLE
Stayman are PERFECTLY CRONCHY AND SWEET
Honeycrisp are EXPENSIVE BUT GREAT
Granny Smith are SOUR IF THAT’S YOUR THING
McIntosh are TASTY BUT OFTEN MUSHY
Red Delicious
Golden Delicious are SERVED IN CAFETERIAS
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I will never forget visiting the national apple collection at Brogdale farm. We got to taste the apples as we went round! We got to see them all, in a barn, on their little hay plinths! Two of them have the same name as people I know! They smell amazing!
Chaps, I'm on my way to Manchester for a gig, and I've just realised I haven't thought about where to eat beforehand. Has anyone got a go-to for a casual pre-show bite?
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Chaps, I'm on my way to Manchester for a gig, and I've just realised I haven't thought about where to eat beforehand. Has anyone got a go-to for a casual pre-show bite?
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I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
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'Fog: Ladies crossing Piccadilly' (from 'The Colour of London', 1907) by Yoshio Markino
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
'Fog: Ladies crossing Piccadilly' (from 'The Colour of London', 1907) by Yoshio Markino
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I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
Small thing, not important, but: I've been through CS spray, and the main thing is just not to touch it, and breath normally.
Even the Met I think has moved to capsicin, so I may well be out of date.
Even the Met I think has moved to capsicin, so I may well be out of date.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Small thing, not important, but: I've been through CS spray, and the main thing is just not to touch it, and breath normally.
Even the Met I think has moved to capsicin, so I may well be out of date.
Even the Met I think has moved to capsicin, so I may well be out of date.
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Sleepless at the tail end of a rotten hangover us the wrong state in which to discover that this man is younger than me.
My god he's good at this
October 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sleepless at the tail end of a rotten hangover us the wrong state in which to discover that this man is younger than me.
Hocketts.
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hocketts.
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Seven years of Crowley Time! Seven years of spoofs, goofs, sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. If you’ve never listened to it, make today the day you step into the abyss!
crowleytime.com
crowleytime.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Seven years of Crowley Time! Seven years of spoofs, goofs, sketches, characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores. If you’ve never listened to it, make today the day you step into the abyss!
crowleytime.com
crowleytime.com
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Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
October 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
"Please, my friend is being eaten by a shark!"
"A shark is eating your friend. Educate yourself."
"A shark is eating your friend. Educate yourself."
October 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
"Please, my friend is being eaten by a shark!"
"A shark is eating your friend. Educate yourself."
"A shark is eating your friend. Educate yourself."
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I don't know how many times this needs to be posted, but clearly it is MANY TIMES.
Sigh.
Sigh.
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I don't know how many times this needs to be posted, but clearly it is MANY TIMES.
Sigh.
Sigh.
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
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This would be why I am such a strident critic of digitization as a substitute for actual archival preservation. My sixteenth century documents are far sturdier and likely to survive another 500 years than the detritus on the internet. And digitization is not democratization.
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This would be why I am such a strident critic of digitization as a substitute for actual archival preservation. My sixteenth century documents are far sturdier and likely to survive another 500 years than the detritus on the internet. And digitization is not democratization.