wagnahark nonagesimus
@wagnarok.bsky.social
call me will.
he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles.
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he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles.
banner by @itreachesout.bsky.social
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
Post someone who looks good in red
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Post someone who looks good in red
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
I was walking down the street earlier and there were two people walking behind me chatting in German and I overheard this:
Guy 1: [long sentence in German followed by] New England Patriots
Guy 2: [alarmingly loud barking laugh]
Guy 1: [long sentence in German followed by] New England Patriots
Guy 2: [alarmingly loud barking laugh]
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was walking down the street earlier and there were two people walking behind me chatting in German and I overheard this:
Guy 1: [long sentence in German followed by] New England Patriots
Guy 2: [alarmingly loud barking laugh]
Guy 1: [long sentence in German followed by] New England Patriots
Guy 2: [alarmingly loud barking laugh]
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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"So does it count if" let's stop right there. All systems of classification are made up. They cannot be correct or incorrect; they are only useful or not useful. The question you should be asking is not "is A technically B?", but rather, "does it HAVE UTILITY to draw our lines such that A is B?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"So does it count if" let's stop right there. All systems of classification are made up. They cannot be correct or incorrect; they are only useful or not useful. The question you should be asking is not "is A technically B?", but rather, "does it HAVE UTILITY to draw our lines such that A is B?"
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No Spotify wrapped for me
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No Spotify wrapped for me
if you've ever wanted to be terrified by ships that look kinda like this you should read "A Memory Called Empire" and its sequel "A Desolation Called Peace" by Arkady Martine
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you've ever wanted to be terrified by ships that look kinda like this you should read "A Memory Called Empire" and its sequel "A Desolation Called Peace" by Arkady Martine
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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I see that Firefox, in its continued quest to become as shitty as Chrome, has added Google Lens to right-click menus. Unlike the other "AI" feature they added to those recently, there is no in-menu way to disable it.
in about:config set
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate to false.
Then restart
in about:config set
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate to false.
Then restart
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I see that Firefox, in its continued quest to become as shitty as Chrome, has added Google Lens to right-click menus. Unlike the other "AI" feature they added to those recently, there is no in-menu way to disable it.
in about:config set
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate to false.
Then restart
in about:config set
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate to false.
Then restart
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
July 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
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"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
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My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
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NWS got us out of our tryptophan haze with news of a poss. storm Tues/Wed. At first looks like any snow would be mostly outside 128, but NWS says we could see a "gloppy/sloppy wet snow-to-rain scenario" on the coastal plain. So we'll start with 1 Slice/Low for now ...
bostonfrenchtoast.com
bostonfrenchtoast.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
NWS got us out of our tryptophan haze with news of a poss. storm Tues/Wed. At first looks like any snow would be mostly outside 128, but NWS says we could see a "gloppy/sloppy wet snow-to-rain scenario" on the coastal plain. So we'll start with 1 Slice/Low for now ...
bostonfrenchtoast.com
bostonfrenchtoast.com
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Jump in puddles.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Jump in puddles.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
Tomorrow that water will be a cloud but now’s your chance to kick it while it’s down.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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