has someone named melody asked to interview you lately

that’s at least a fitbyte

also where did you get that

the three genders

you must show us. hash tag release the cape cut

Dispassionately Activating The Superlasers Amanda, gotta be one of my favorite Amandas

henry can wear anything if he's not a coward (I have no idea what this is about)

I can't not read that as paychekway

congratulations on reviving the theory of spontaneous generation

all right kattigan calm down

it helped that their post and yours were directly adjacent on my timeline!

I'm right there with you

which led to someone getting a plush toy of a monkey in a suit and briefcase that became the office mascot for a while

the rest of us printed out a huge banner that said "monkey business" in russian and hung it in his cubicle while he was away

when he saw it, he cackled and informed us that we were bad at russian and what it actually said was more like "that is a business monkey"

years ago I had a co-worker who had grown up in the soviet union and would occasionally have phone conversations like this with his wife that we'd only hear one side of

one I remember was just a long stream of angry russian culminating in the english phrase "monkey business!"

this is fascinating, I had no idea that was an actual real-world thing

you might like them, there is a cute intercultural sapphic romance at the core of them

I had the same thought! the books I mentioned are not quite that terrifying though