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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler

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Author writing Philosophical Fiction, member of the SnackBreakClub on youtube, Criminal Defense Attorney, and self-aware coffee entity sealed in mask. No Gen-AI. If you DM me after I follow without prior public engagement, I will likely block!

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · Oct 17

“Beware the man of a single book” -St. Thomas Aquinas

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

That would be an atomically perfect chocolate chunk brownie.

He also makes triple chocolate fudge. And triple chocolate fudge brownie with chocolate chunks.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

Pastries mostly. And he has a machine he uses to create atomically perfect brownies.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

WIP 3 Main antag: Probably some of the mystery behind them.

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

Evil/Hell: Who doesn’t love a genuinely evil villain? Especially when they’re often over the top about it. And as a bonus, most of their victims deserve it.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

-because she was once human yet still behaved like a monster to such an extent that the monster king fell in love with her. She also prefers a different style of combat and tactics.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

Monster King: If you like overpowered bloodknights, he’s that in about as literal as you can get the trope lol. Well he’s not a knight. Closer to Shinobi with some Samurai.

Monster Queen: The same but a woman lol. Actually she isn’t just a copy of the king. One could argue she’s the worse monster-

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

The Emperor: He’s an eccentric genius, and in a fun way. He’s friendly, he bakes, he will risk his life for snacks, and he loves being an alien. He will abduct a cow or make crop circles just because its fun to him.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 13h

Inazuma: I think his most endearing trait is his idealism (which sometimes gets to unrealistic levels).

Nozomi: Her capacity to love just about anyone and everyone. Plus she’s a sexy goth metal guitarist. Hard not to like her.

Charlie Delta (has been a ghost this whole time! 👻) @charliedeltawrites.bsky.social · 15h

Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters

What is your character's most endearing/compelling trait?

What is something about them that you think will make a reader invested in them and their story?

Is it also the thing you like best about them?

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

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elle is not ok [📌’d 👀] @scretladyspider.bsky.social · 16h

I’m trying not to panic. But. I still need $170 by 6pm TODAY to get my meds & CGMs. but that’s in less than 90 minutes.. queer, nonbinary, unable to work due to disability. Please share, light a candle? anything helps.💛 #Urgent

v/c: secretladyspider
pp: [email protected]

A character from the cartoon mini series, Over the Garden Wall, is looking out and smiling. Text says, “the horrors persist but so do I”.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 16h

For most of my MCs, no. But Nozomi is a special case. There is a song (which I won’t reveal atm) that makes me think of her. In fact it was listening to that song that helped inspire her character’s creation to begin with.

Tracey Lee @traceyleewrites.bsky.social · 1d

📚 #WritingLifeMonthly October Day 08 📚

Is there a song that instantly makes you think of your MC?

#writingcommunity #BookSky #BookSky💙📚 #authorchat

October #writinglifemonthly Day 08 If your main character had a theme song, what would it be?
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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 19h

I’d be fine with a musical. I have no singing training at all besides occasionally singing along to my favorite songs. Results may vary.

Maybe that’s my motivation to kill? I am THAT self-conscious about my singing voice lol.

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 19h

Well…now there’s 3 of us.

“The secret second killer” written in white against a bloody background

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 19h

It is apparently also #internationallesbiansday .

So here is my WIP 2 MC Nozomi and her lover Mi-Kyong kissing.

Art made by me using Skyrim and Mods, several of which I made myself.

My OCs Nozomi and Mi-Kyong kissing while nude (Mi-Kyong has full-body Irezumi tattoos).

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

*tetrodotoxin.

I mispelled it.

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

You can, however, pet the dumbo octopus. (Assuming you’re willing to dive pretty deep). They are not known to possess anything all that harmful to humans. Not even ink sacs or the ability to change color. They are cute though.

a close up of a jellyfish on the ground

Alt: a close up of a dumbo octopus

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

-species in the world to use tetrodetoxin as an “offensive” measure.

Typically found along the northern coast of Australia but they can make their way to south Asia coasts, including India, parts of China, and Japan.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

For #internationaloctopusday I would like to remind people, do not touch the blue ringed octopus.

As beautiful as they are, they are extremely venomous and can cause death in under 20 minutes thanks to the same paralytic neurotoxin as pufferfish (tetrodetoxin). They are the only-

a blue ringed octopus is on a piece of wood

Alt: a blue ringed octopus is on a piece of wood

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

Man in old timey burglar outfit: “Asking people for their things will kill the theft industry”

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

A succinct answer to your question is that I avoid discomfort by avoiding the capacity for discomfort. I hope my response was informative. And yes, I do experience hope.” (4/4) ✅

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

I was designed to be a weapon. I still identify as a weapon. I work in black-ops. And I enjoy the opportunity to fully exercise my identity. The only limits I feel I need are logical ones and my sense of duty. (3/?)

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

meaningful life. I have avoided any upgrades to my emotion systems. Sorrow, sadness, anger, and most forms of guilt. Some emotions of guilt are legally mandated for AI citizens so we are capable of comprehending morality and making informed choices. I kept it as minimal as I can. After all (2/?)

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 20h

#char_roleplay day 8

Ghost: “Technically I do not experience discomfort. But that is, in reality, part of the answer to your question. I do not currently possess the full set of emotions, only some that I felt were necessary to my ability to efficiently carry out my duties and experience a (1/?)

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 7d

#char_roleplay character list

The characters I’ll be working with this month are gonna be geared towards my many monsters.

MC: Demetre the Lich ✅

SC: Game Master from WIP 2 (demon lord of Greed) ✅ (*see note below)

Antag: The Monster King form WIP 1 ⚠️

BC: Ghost, an AI from WIP 3. ✅

The prompts for #char_roleplay for the month of October

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 23h

The Emperor is a skilled martial artist, fencer, and is so good at an alien form of gladiator style combat that he’s prohibited from competing and only does exhibition matches. He enjoys watching (but not playing) hockey, as well as a form of hockey his people created that involves altered gravity.

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 23h

-she was abysmal in an actual fight. She could probably run a marathon or triathalon but it would be cheating since one of her abilities is infinite stamina. She might not be the fastest but she does not get physically tired.

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Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 23h

#Octoberworldbuilders day 8:

Does my MC play a sport?

Inazuma was very involved with Kendo in high school. He also casually enjoys beach sports (such as volleyball), swimming, and sailing. Fishing also if you count that as a sport.

Nozomi practiced martial arts…mostly for health because-

Count Professor Wakahisa Sensei Esq. the Impaler @wakahisasensei.bsky.social · 7d

#octoberworldbuilders day 1

Well the first desert that comes to mind is the “Shinigami Desert” of WIP 1. Once believed to be the entire world outside the 7 Empires, ruled by a legion of nameless shinigami. (Largely disproven).

The desert is a ring shape around the core provinces of the 7 empires-

October world builders prompts hosted by @kiraofthewind

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