I believe the fancy term for this is “revealed preference”.

Appreciate that this isn’t philosophical, and it doesn’t stretch to the requirements of a full magazine feature or word count, but could any of it just be that he’s a dick.

Perhaps the most Australian thing ever (except for complaining about losing anything) that "refined" is used here as a negative attribute.

Narrator: The hope was misplaced.

Obviously the right answer is Ulster Conservatives and Unionists – New Force

A friend of mine, aged about 4, having been told by her mum that if all she ate was sweets then she’d get a big belly, greeted a very pregnant lady on the bus with the words “I know what YOU have been doing!”

This was hard for her mum to explain on several levels.

Everyone thinks I'm making this up but I swear it is true; in the village I grew up, in the Welsh nickname style the undertaker was "Jones the Box". His son was a solicitor, who specialised in defending minor criminal charges, hence "Jones Witness Box"

No worries - as a side issue, it’s weird that the UN presents votes in the design style of early 90s freeware ASCII games

Ukraine voted in favour

Use the code BOOK25 to claim your reward

Weird - the search worked yesterday!