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Wanda Walker
@wandawalker.bsky.social
Writer, equestrian, and recluse. Focuses primarily on LGBTQ stuff. See my work at https://wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/
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Alright, fine, I'll waste half an hour of my time creating a thread of all my books on Patreon. Starting with: Kept Man. Based in Miami, it's about Carlos meeting a rich dude's trophy boyfriend, Alex. First chapters are free! wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/2019/04/01/k...
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
alright one more thing about heated rivalry and then I'll shut up about it: I really loved Kip's dad. Probably the first dad I've seen who is allowed to be as sweet and affectionate as a mother, and my heart was so full.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
folks sometimes you get way too invested in the personal pain of your blorbos and you think "no one will be as pained by this as I am and that makes me even sadder".
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Nice argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the cunty and demure oryx and you as the ominous and scheming damascus goat
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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good example of how parking minimums (the carbrain gateway drug) ruin everything
In my neighborhood, a neighbor is trying to convert this historic mixed use building into a retail, restaurant, and residential space. Unfortunately, the building’s past use required a C-4 zoning, and the new use requires a MU-2 zoning. This change requires a reevaluation of parking. 🧵1/4
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I think people should be allowed to say "you should fucking end your own life as soon as possible" when it's particularly applicable
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
not to downplay impact to victims or anything but I feel like if you wear a cowboy hat and rob a store with a gun like this you should get some kind of leniency for being funny.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i care less about hockey than your average person who doesn't care about hockey but even I was like "there's not enough hockey in this show about hockey" when watching Heated Rivalry. Like it actively AVOIDS any actual thing about hockey.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
watched the gay hockey show and took the time to color some art. Still a WIP, but I'm kinda diggin' how it's coming out.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
these people will be like "what genitals you have is the only thing that matters" and then insist that gingerbread people are men. show me their cock and balls, Susan. Do they have small gametes or large?
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
people on reddit are truly unhinged sometime. utterly incapable of reading tone, take wild offense to the most minor of jests.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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No. You know what? Screw it. I'm going to release a book while I'm 42.

Anybody got a checklist for self publishing? I'll absolutely be seeking out advice on specifics, but making a list to work through is my first goal. It's the only way this'll happen w/o totally overwhelming me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
realizing I have never reblogged this list of my novels even once lol. look at how good at self-promotion I am!
Alright, fine, I'll waste half an hour of my time creating a thread of all my books on Patreon. Starting with: Kept Man. Based in Miami, it's about Carlos meeting a rich dude's trophy boyfriend, Alex. First chapters are free! wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/2019/04/01/k...
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
these people bitch about welfare queens but at least welfare queens don't go to a job to not collect a check and then ask the gov't for money instead. "Welfare queens" in the most stereotypical sense are smart enough to not fucking work in the first place!
1) Impose massive tariffs on China
2) China retaliates by ending its soybean imports
3) Cut deal w/ China so they'll buy our soybeans
4) China buys only 20%, so far, of what it agreed to purchase
5) Offer $12 billion to US farmers so they don't go bankrupt

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump to Unveil $12 Billion Bailout for Farmers
The financial aid comes as the agriculture sector grapples with the fallout from the president’s tariffs.
www.wsj.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
let's fucking gooooooo
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The Smashwords end of year sale is happening! You can get my first two books for 99c each!
All Roads: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Wish Lists: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
okay someone give me ideas one what I should title my fdom novel. she's telekinetic, he's got healing abilities. also they're stupid horny for each other.
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
not to be built different but when writers complain about how hard it is to just sit down and write I'm like... okay?
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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everyday i feel like this
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM