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Wanda Walker
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Writer, equestrian, and recluse. Focuses primarily on LGBTQ stuff. See my work at https://wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/
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Wanda Walker @wandawalker.bsky.social · Jul 22
Alright, fine, I'll waste half an hour of my time creating a thread of all my books on Patreon. Starting with: Kept Man. Based in Miami, it's about Carlos meeting a rich dude's trophy boyfriend, Alex. First chapters are free! wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/2019/04/01/k...
Two men standing close to one another next to a Ferrari with a "Kept Man" license plate. Book cover that reads KEPT MAN by Wanda Walker, shows two goldfish at the top being looked at by one goldfish underneath As an audio contractor, Carlos Rodriguez is used to seeing the homes of Miami’s richest when he’s installing their top-of-the-line sound systems. He also isn’t opposed to occasional flirtation with lonely trophy wives; it’s practically part of the job. So when Carlos is propositioned by a young kept man with looks only money can buy, he can’t help but fall head first into a secret and lurid affair. But Alex isn’t an empty-headed silicone Ken doll. The closer Carlos gets, the more Alex reveals the disturbing details of his relationship with his much older boyfriend—how it began, how it developed, and how tightly Alex wears his proverbial leash. But Alex’s denial runs deep, and Carlos begins to worry that not only is he in over his head, but he doesn’t know how to walk away. Drawings of six characters: Alex, Carlos, Noah, Teresa, John, and Daniel
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Two screenshot of Divine being interviewed for TV. Divine is a big drag queen in a red dress wearing elaborate makeup. Interviewer: "Can you give us some of your political beliefs?" Divine: "Kill everyone now."
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
alright one more thing about heated rivalry and then I'll shut up about it: I really loved Kip's dad. Probably the first dad I've seen who is allowed to be as sweet and affectionate as a mother, and my heart was so full.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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andylevy.net
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 2h
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
folks sometimes you get way too invested in the personal pain of your blorbos and you think "no one will be as pained by this as I am and that makes me even sadder".
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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abbie.bsky.social
Nice argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the cunty and demure oryx and you as the ominous and scheming damascus goat
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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nickhasthoughts.com
good example of how parking minimums (the carbrain gateway drug) ruin everything
williamhazen.bsky.social William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 4h
In my neighborhood, a neighbor is trying to convert this historic mixed use building into a retail, restaurant, and residential space. Unfortunately, the building’s past use required a C-4 zoning, and the new use requires a MU-2 zoning. This change requires a reevaluation of parking. 🧵1/4
View of a historic mixed use building at 2901 E 10th
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
I think people should be allowed to say "you should fucking end your own life as soon as possible" when it's particularly applicable
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 4h
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
not to downplay impact to victims or anything but I feel like if you wear a cowboy hat and rob a store with a gun like this you should get some kind of leniency for being funny.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
i care less about hockey than your average person who doesn't care about hockey but even I was like "there's not enough hockey in this show about hockey" when watching Heated Rivalry. Like it actively AVOIDS any actual thing about hockey.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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theonion.com
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
wandawalker.bsky.social
watched the gay hockey show and took the time to color some art. Still a WIP, but I'm kinda diggin' how it's coming out.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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mintcaketime.bsky.social
pals you gotta quit spotify
Spotify now features Al band clones discussion .. . King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar: https://open.spotify.com/intl- de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI- gRyUUBjD-EHA A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs. = Spotify® Open App King Lizard Wizard 29,303 monthly listeners Follow Popular Rattlesnake 32,355 The River 5,881 Gamma Knife 4,345 ... ... ..
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
these people will be like "what genitals you have is the only thing that matters" and then insist that gingerbread people are men. show me their cock and balls, Susan. Do they have small gametes or large?
adambienkov.bsky.social Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 1d
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
people on reddit are truly unhinged sometime. utterly incapable of reading tone, take wild offense to the most minor of jests.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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elizabeth-snow.bsky.social
No. You know what? Screw it. I'm going to release a book while I'm 42.

Anybody got a checklist for self publishing? I'll absolutely be seeking out advice on specifics, but making a list to work through is my first goal. It's the only way this'll happen w/o totally overwhelming me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
realizing I have never reblogged this list of my novels even once lol. look at how good at self-promotion I am!
wandawalker.bsky.social Wanda Walker @wandawalker.bsky.social · Jul 22
Alright, fine, I'll waste half an hour of my time creating a thread of all my books on Patreon. Starting with: Kept Man. Based in Miami, it's about Carlos meeting a rich dude's trophy boyfriend, Alex. First chapters are free! wandawalkerwrites.wordpress.com/2019/04/01/k...
Two men standing close to one another next to a Ferrari with a "Kept Man" license plate. Book cover that reads KEPT MAN by Wanda Walker, shows two goldfish at the top being looked at by one goldfish underneath As an audio contractor, Carlos Rodriguez is used to seeing the homes of Miami’s richest when he’s installing their top-of-the-line sound systems. He also isn’t opposed to occasional flirtation with lonely trophy wives; it’s practically part of the job. So when Carlos is propositioned by a young kept man with looks only money can buy, he can’t help but fall head first into a secret and lurid affair. But Alex isn’t an empty-headed silicone Ken doll. The closer Carlos gets, the more Alex reveals the disturbing details of his relationship with his much older boyfriend—how it began, how it developed, and how tightly Alex wears his proverbial leash. But Alex’s denial runs deep, and Carlos begins to worry that not only is he in over his head, but he doesn’t know how to walk away. Drawings of six characters: Alex, Carlos, Noah, Teresa, John, and Daniel
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
these people bitch about welfare queens but at least welfare queens don't go to a job to not collect a check and then ask the gov't for money instead. "Welfare queens" in the most stereotypical sense are smart enough to not fucking work in the first place!
bgrueskin.bsky.social Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 1d
1) Impose massive tariffs on China
2) China retaliates by ending its soybean imports
3) Cut deal w/ China so they'll buy our soybeans
4) China buys only 20%, so far, of what it agreed to purchase
5) Offer $12 billion to US farmers so they don't go bankrupt

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump to Unveil $12 Billion Bailout for Farmers
The financial aid comes as the agriculture sector grapples with the fallout from the president’s tariffs.
www.wsj.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
let's fucking gooooooo
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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kayworx.bsky.social
The Smashwords end of year sale is happening! You can get my first two books for 99c each!
All Roads: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
Wish Lists: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
smashwords end of year sale. All Roads Lead to This and Wish Lists Lead to This by Kay Claire. $0.99 each. Now until 1 January. Only on sale at Smashwords
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
okay someone give me ideas one what I should title my fdom novel. she's telekinetic, he's got healing abilities. also they're stupid horny for each other.
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
wandawalker.bsky.social
not to be built different but when writers complain about how hard it is to just sit down and write I'm like... okay?
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
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December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
TYPES OF CIVIL WAR OFFICER 1. Autism's strongest soldier. Has a personality disorder but lives in an era where psychiatric medicine consists largely of laudanum and different temperatures of bath. Famously effective, enduringly divisive. Postwar career: promoted far beyond the level of their incompetence or skeletized remains in a ditch somewhere (Grant, Jackson, Longstreet) 2. Messy bitch who loves drama. Actively worse leadership than pointing anyone who shows up with a gun in a direction and telling them to go nuts. All things being equal, every commissioned officer rank will be occupied by these guys in peacetime and arguably a large part of the gradual snowballing success of the Union consisted of more vigorous sectional politics weeding them out faster. Postwar career: photographed in uniform and maybe a very tedious statue and biography or two (McClellan, Lee, Rosecrans) 2a. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Antietam: messy bitch who loves drama and also loves posing for photographs and has become good at it. Would be very good at dying gallantly in a meaningless charge into a fortified German trench, but is tragically too early for it. Postwar career: universal admiration followed by complete historical oblivion a generation after their death (Burnside, Bragg, Hood) 2b. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Chancellorsville: submissive and breedable partyboy inexplicably wearing stars. Each army gets exactly one; reporters love them, nobody exactly hates them, but when the red mist dies down historians unanimously agree they were a liability. Postwar career: who cares (Custer, Beauregard) 3. Ideologue. The higher the ideologue gets in the chain of command, the less interesting they are as officers qua officers. The ideology is usually just racism, but there were also a few extremely weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird. Every Confederate officer you've never heard of but have seen statues of is this guy; they treat war as posting by other means. Postwar career: forum avatar (Early, Sherman) 4. Fighting Joe. For whatever reason, the officer's contemporaries have decided a fine thing to call him going forward is "Fighting Joe", and now here we are. You are watching Fighting Joe, the worst general officer in the American civil war. Postwar career: being Fighting Joe (Hooker, Wheeler) 5. Steppe warlord junior varsity. A late development, largely on the Confederate side; these officers, like a dog fed on human flesh, have decided they're done with civilization and, after a failed attempt to inaugurate iron-fisted strongman rule over a random scrap of the deep South, keep wandering off into places they consider uncivilized and being just about as useless there as they were in Arkansas or wherever. Postwar career: incarceration in a Turkish prison (Kirby Smith, Sibley, Norris) 6. Dark triad sicko. Perfectly functional within an organization if properly contained, but if left to their own devices will absolutely start rounding up civilians and doing Saw shit, and you just gotta account for that when having a civil war. Postwar career: bedwetting and starting fires (Forrest, Butler)
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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jabby.bsky.social
everyday i feel like this
A comic where a starved and dehydrated looking creature is desperately wheezing as they draw a picture. The next panel, you see that they have drawn their OTP kissing. In the last panel, the creature puts the drawing in their mouth, emphasized with the word 'nam'.
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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homeforinfinitelosers.online
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM