I hope you become insanely famous so I can dig this up for the tabloids

Have you tried replacing them with Smoking? I hear that can help

I can only assume this means you're my fursona. So how does this work, do I get in you like a mech?

That sore throat explains the backstage pass then.

That zipper looking like it's holding on for dear life, like Atlus holding up the sky.

It must be the modern train. They became widespread at the start of the 1900s in both electric and diesel, becoming quite widespread in civilian use. Then, almost 2 generations later, in 1943, Kanner came up with the basis of what is now autism.

One day I'm gonna get whipped in the head from across cook strait.

Bonus for those without kids.

A child crying...

Alternate it with the sounds of all your friends loudly saying "Shhhh don't wake him" and giggling

Alarm sound idea:

The rustling of me going through your house while you sleep.

Can I hang out with Party Tari? Is he in the room with us now? If not could he be?