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The giant rat that makes all the rules. 18+, NO MINORS, he/him, sometimes NSFW. Colorado fur, taken/open relationship. Mostly(?) gay? Sometimes I deviate XD Spamming likes = block
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Think of a man give fish he day, treat a man uh fish to a lifetime.
It's cold outside and I've no one sitting on this thing. Criminal, if you ask me... #gay #nsfw (late since I missed #fcf this week)
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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neck gud
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

-Bison
-Deer
-Raccoon
-Kookaburra
-Tortoise
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

-Bear (it came into our campsite and broke into our cooler and stole all our food :( )
- red fox
- mountain lion
- bighorn sheep
- elk

All good Colorado animals :3
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm thankful for all my friends. And they can show me their thanks by utilizing me as a personal sex buddy! (I also accept cash payments in tribute)
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Some day, I can corner people I know and hyperfixate on how the WWE is one of the reasons we are where we are, because they rehabilitated the public image of a certain idiot, which led him to getting his spot on The Apprentice. Same people also bankrolled him, which is why Linda is in his cabinet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ahh modded minecraft, where you can make very aesthetically pleasing quarries...
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Learning that this sample was used in not one, but two video games today is blowing my mind
This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀

Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never before have I seen a man take just hot water and drink it straight. No tea or hot chocolate in it, just scalding hot water from a dispenser. It was the most psychotic thing I have ever witnessed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me, when I stroke the beard thusly.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Good morning
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Strong bun!

Awesome art by Artofem (FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/artofem)
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I swear, the single worst thing about any video sharing site is the "reaction" brand of "content." Partially because it's always clearly manufactured overreacting, but also because it basically guarantees you see spoilers on the youtube front page for something that aired like 3 hours earlier...
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
To the surprise of no one at all who knows me.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why not double #FCF #FatCockFriday #NSFW #Gay this week? Decided to ride some toys after I went to the gym. Enjoy ;)
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"You best be believing in bean stories, Miss Turner. You're in one." *Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing*
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Oh look, it's after midnight! That means it's time for another #FCF #FatCockFriday - For whatever reason, I don't get fully erect until I've really gotten going, and am starting to get close to finishing...so I go from a bit over 7" to start, to right about 8" at the end. More fun as I top!
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Have a doozy of a pic in the chamber for Friday's FCF post...telegram already saw it. Kinda eager to put it here in an hour or so too... 😈
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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it's time for my biannual cry-laughing at slow jonathan frakes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wY...
Jonathan Frakes beyond belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar
YouTube video by Geriatric_Millennial
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM