The Offspring is still on my bucket list.

I suspect you'll enjoy Siang Lu's novel, GHOST CITIES, which makes a very similar joke.

(Finally watched FOR GOOD and, yes, @nadiadaeng.bsky.social and I were bawling in the cinema.)

(The best part about it all is that it's only just occurred to me that, hey, I've been chatting about this dumb meme with one of my favourite authors ever. The whole time we were talking about it, my main focus was, "Yes, obviously the brontosaurus wouldn't wear its neck tie just below its chin!")

(I am tempted to splurge a little on a facial to go along with my haircut this Friday though.)