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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤRP PARODY ACCOUNT written by #MUFFINE
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I don't believe that.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I don't believe that.
Who hurt you, sweetheart?
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who hurt you, sweetheart?
You don't feel like this too often?
( Rip didn't even want to imagine the odd places Mark had probably chosen for sleep.
He smiled knowingly at the question. )
Oh, nothing.
( A quick glance to Mark's crotch. )
( Rip didn't even want to imagine the odd places Mark had probably chosen for sleep.
He smiled knowingly at the question. )
Oh, nothing.
( A quick glance to Mark's crotch. )
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You don't feel like this too often?
( Rip didn't even want to imagine the odd places Mark had probably chosen for sleep.
He smiled knowingly at the question. )
Oh, nothing.
( A quick glance to Mark's crotch. )
( Rip didn't even want to imagine the odd places Mark had probably chosen for sleep.
He smiled knowingly at the question. )
Oh, nothing.
( A quick glance to Mark's crotch. )
The way you're trying so hard to explain yourself as if you were in trouble.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The way you're trying so hard to explain yourself as if you were in trouble.
( Rip turned onto his side and propped his head on his hand, casually watching the other occupant of his bed with a soft smile. He didn't say a word until Mark had eventually decided to pay him attention. )
Good morning, Mr Stiffy. Slept well?
Good morning, Mr Stiffy. Slept well?
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
( Rip turned onto his side and propped his head on his hand, casually watching the other occupant of his bed with a soft smile. He didn't say a word until Mark had eventually decided to pay him attention. )
Good morning, Mr Stiffy. Slept well?
Good morning, Mr Stiffy. Slept well?
You never had to change in a public restroom before?
( God, those places were nasty. Rip cringed at the mental image of the state the regular club-goers would leave the Men's Restroom in. )
It's easier to get ready at my place. The coke's there too.
( God, those places were nasty. Rip cringed at the mental image of the state the regular club-goers would leave the Men's Restroom in. )
It's easier to get ready at my place. The coke's there too.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You never had to change in a public restroom before?
( God, those places were nasty. Rip cringed at the mental image of the state the regular club-goers would leave the Men's Restroom in. )
It's easier to get ready at my place. The coke's there too.
( God, those places were nasty. Rip cringed at the mental image of the state the regular club-goers would leave the Men's Restroom in. )
It's easier to get ready at my place. The coke's there too.
You said you've never been on the Nice List while you were a good kid. Isn't that a contradiction?
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You said you've never been on the Nice List while you were a good kid. Isn't that a contradiction?
// he'd throw a hissy fit
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
// he'd throw a hissy fit
You're contradicting yourself, sweetheart.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You're contradicting yourself, sweetheart.
// all because of penis faucet
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
// all because of penis faucet
// the toxic yaoi is brewing
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
// the toxic yaoi is brewing
You said you've never been on the nice list 'til now.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You said you've never been on the nice list 'til now.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
// Mark would threaten to move out one day I swear 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
// Mark would threaten to move out one day I swear 😂
And you've been an absolute dear to me. You're definitely going on the Nice List this year at my Christmas party.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
And you've been an absolute dear to me. You're definitely going on the Nice List this year at my Christmas party.
// Rip: so you won't wash your hands after using the toilet?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
// Rip: so you won't wash your hands after using the toilet?
( He was going to say a slur. )
Something like that.
Good things?
Something like that.
Good things?
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
( He was going to say a slur. )
Something like that.
Good things?
Something like that.
Good things?
Not to be too. . .you know what, but I think of you a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not to be too. . .you know what, but I think of you a lot.
Feeling that he was way too overdressed for the occasion, Rip removed his own shirt too and discarded it mindlessly to the side as he returned to their heated makeout session. )
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Feeling that he was way too overdressed for the occasion, Rip removed his own shirt too and discarded it mindlessly to the side as he returned to their heated makeout session. )