This was a part of a movement to create a one-size-fits-all citizenship at the time. Didn't win out, unfortunately. But it was so remarkably simple!

There's an obscure doctrine of Continuous Voyage they could invoke if they weren't ignorant shitheads. You would still have to prove that the shipment would ultimately arrive in the USA, but at least it *sounds* better than "Didn't come up!"

What an odd typo, they somehow put "Likes tennis" in the flavor text when they meant to put "Loves piss." Damn autocorrect.

I can't believe someone named their kid Guest Author.

Haunted Hotel's pilot didn't do much for me, but it quickly improved and I wound up really liking it! Goofy little family animated comedy. Might not be the type of calming you're looking for, but definitely a type of calming!

I guarantee this the first, last, and only time that thing gets awarded to anyone.

What evidence has there been that these ships had drugs on them? Because if I blow up your car with a missile and then tell everyone you were a drug smuggler I would very likely go to prison forever.

Stopped clocks are right twice a day so my broken casio is one up on Paul, but that's better than nothing.

Huh. He seems pretty bad at his job.

ThiS iS eLeCtiON iNtErfEREnCe!

Crumbs. She's in one of the other districts they've exquisitely carved Nashville into to prevent democrats from having even one seat in that heavily blue city.

I have a friend in Tennessee, don't know is she's in the district but I'm forwarding this to her in hopes she gets the apology for Wallace she needs, or the apology for Bodie I crave.

Well if there's one thing we can count on it's hedge funds spending billions to buy a network and then pennies to make new shows... Good luck! Looking forward to the day we grt to see this new project!

Weren't you working on something about the foster care system?

I had to watch Gigli for them, but I *got* to watch Cutthroat Island the next year. Fingers crossed for this one.