Weird Al Lyrics
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
It's Christmas at Ground Zero. There's panic in the crowd. We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud!
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero. There's panic in the crowd. We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud!
Do you see him hitting on the queen, Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Do you see him hitting on the queen, Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.
And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You ain't gonna break my heart in two. Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
It's Christmas at Ground Zero. There's panic in the crowd. We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud!
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero. There's panic in the crowd. We can dodge debris while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud!
You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Some girls like to buy new shoes, and others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
Tell me why I need another pet rock. Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock. Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee. They had it on eBay
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Tell me why I need another pet rock. Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock. Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee. They had it on eBay
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below. We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak! Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean…
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak! Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean…
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, now the missiles are on their way. What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue, than spend one more minute with you
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it