Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
I think I borked my brain a little.
Well, truly you are a fine upstanding gentleperson.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Well, truly you are a fine upstanding gentleperson.
I'm complicated. I want powers. But I'm too scared to put creepy things in mouth. It's like that famous Meatloaf song...I will do anything for love, but I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm complicated. I want powers. But I'm too scared to put creepy things in mouth. It's like that famous Meatloaf song...I will do anything for love, but I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
You don't like the free strip searches and anal fondling!???
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You don't like the free strip searches and anal fondling!???
Ur giving me flashbacks
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ur giving me flashbacks
I threw my scary food into my neighbors yard. Shhh..don't tell
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I threw my scary food into my neighbors yard. Shhh..don't tell
I wish my superpower were invisibility so I could commit more crimes 'n stuff, but night is cool. I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wish my superpower were invisibility so I could commit more crimes 'n stuff, but night is cool. I guess.
But the eggs will be symbolic (of evil's fertility within the mind) and the sauce represents innocent blood shed. The turkey is just a turkey, of course. I could use a ham, but that's so much harder to stuff.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
But the eggs will be symbolic (of evil's fertility within the mind) and the sauce represents innocent blood shed. The turkey is just a turkey, of course. I could use a ham, but that's so much harder to stuff.
It scares me
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It scares me
That can be part of it. I'm also looking at how tasty/edible. How pretty. Subjective quality of its song. Can I ride it? Lots of factors.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That can be part of it. I'm also looking at how tasty/edible. How pretty. Subjective quality of its song. Can I ride it? Lots of factors.
Way to call me out like that
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Way to call me out like that
Same, bruh. Same. (If by yesterday- you mean everyday)
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Same, bruh. Same. (If by yesterday- you mean everyday)
Is the opposite of leftovers-- leftunders? U got leftunders. Which is also good.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Is the opposite of leftovers-- leftunders? U got leftunders. Which is also good.
Yeah- but that's at least a Christmas version. My dad's playing straight Nyan Cat.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah- but that's at least a Christmas version. My dad's playing straight Nyan Cat.
I don't know! Apparently I'm out of the loop on this. I need more information.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't know! Apparently I'm out of the loop on this. I need more information.