Weird Christmas
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All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
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Merry Christmas! I collected some toddlers for you!
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Merry Christmas! I collected some toddlers for you!
Count the fire hazards!
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Count the fire hazards!
Merry Christmas to me! I love everything about this. Including the first thing Blech does to interrupt GW.
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Merry Christmas to me! I love everything about this. Including the first thing Blech does to interrupt GW.
The ducklings' "Happy New Year" view was universally praised, but then a cat, a fish head, and the undeniable laws of nature put in a protest.
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The ducklings' "Happy New Year" view was universally praised, but then a cat, a fish head, and the undeniable laws of nature put in a protest.
The sheer quantity of words here suggests a writer unwilling to stunt the meaning for brevity. Perhaps they were paid by the syllable, as was custom in '03.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The sheer quantity of words here suggests a writer unwilling to stunt the meaning for brevity. Perhaps they were paid by the syllable, as was custom in '03.
More Christmas ass.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
More Christmas ass.
Not a Bonne annee for that pig.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not a Bonne annee for that pig.
Their annual holiday poker game always ended with arguments of dubious ethical standing. Happy New Year.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Their annual holiday poker game always ended with arguments of dubious ethical standing. Happy New Year.
The red and white stripes are a warning, not a fashion statement. He already knows all your secrets, and has opinions.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The red and white stripes are a warning, not a fashion statement. He already knows all your secrets, and has opinions.
Mole and Frog. Classic New Year characters. So overused.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mole and Frog. Classic New Year characters. So overused.
It was a NAUGHTY year...
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It was a NAUGHTY year...
Even in the pastoral idyll of Swabia, one must sometimes row against the current. The seminary just never prepared her for the existential dread of pond scum.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Even in the pastoral idyll of Swabia, one must sometimes row against the current. The seminary just never prepared her for the existential dread of pond scum.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Christmas Songs on Weird Instruments with Matt posts every day and they're both wholesome and educational for anybody looking for that, including giant stuffies & cats. Just have to be prepared for the instruments he's not well-practiced on - sometimes quite jarring!
December 5, 2025
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December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Christmas Songs on Weird Instruments with Matt posts every day and they're both wholesome and educational for anybody looking for that, including giant stuffies & cats. Just have to be prepared for the instruments he's not well-practiced on - sometimes quite jarring!
Frog and newly hatched duckling on a Christmas card -- Consternation. (4 of 4) Date: circa 1890s
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Frog and newly hatched duckling on a Christmas card -- Consternation. (4 of 4) Date: circa 1890s
Pardon my density, but is the Lady with Typhus supposed to be a nod to Little Women?
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pardon my density, but is the Lady with Typhus supposed to be a nod to Little Women?
Merry Christmas! Let's watch this flower desiccate and die.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merry Christmas! Let's watch this flower desiccate and die.
She's one of those people who always look like they just farted.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
She's one of those people who always look like they just farted.
Christmas card which has three moths arranged upon a grey background with gold stars
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Christmas card which has three moths arranged upon a grey background with gold stars
Even Santa’s subconscious yearns for a sick beat. His glowing eyes confirm the Id is indeed a dude, and he’s about to drop a holiday mixtape that will irrevocably alter the very fabric of spacetime.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Even Santa’s subconscious yearns for a sick beat. His glowing eyes confirm the Id is indeed a dude, and he’s about to drop a holiday mixtape that will irrevocably alter the very fabric of spacetime.
A rat family with a slightly chewed note with the message "May all the pleasures of Christmas be yours"
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A rat family with a slightly chewed note with the message "May all the pleasures of Christmas be yours"
"Der Krampus zieht / von Haus zu Haus, / teilt Schlaege -- / und auch Suesses aus"
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Der Krampus zieht / von Haus zu Haus, / teilt Schlaege -- / und auch Suesses aus"
A half dog half man holds a pistol to a man in colonial dress. The man holds a bottle of wine in one hand and a goose in the other.
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A half dog half man holds a pistol to a man in colonial dress. The man holds a bottle of wine in one hand and a goose in the other.
Old King Cole - Wassail - Yule Log
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Old King Cole - Wassail - Yule Log