Alice ✨
@welltypedwit.ch
When the limestone of imperative programming has worn away, the granite of functional programming will be revealed underneath -Simon Peyton Jones
https://welltypedwit.ch
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omg. do you see the issue in this code?
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
omg. do you see the issue in this code?
i feel like if you know so little about haskell's performance that you think rankNtypes are slow, you maybe shouldn't make any strong claims about the performance of free monads
but maybe that's just me
but maybe that's just me
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
i feel like if you know so little about haskell's performance that you think rankNtypes are slow, you maybe shouldn't make any strong claims about the performance of free monads
but maybe that's just me
but maybe that's just me
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a language is woke if it has too many bottoms
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
a language is woke if it has too many bottoms
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This post has been sitting around in my drafts since March... I hope it has its intended effect
bernsteinbear.com/blog/compile...
bernsteinbear.com/blog/compile...
A catalog of side effects
Optimizing compilers like to keep track of each IR instruction’s effects. An instruction’s effects vary wildly from having no effects at all, to writing a specific variable, to completely unknown (wri...
bernsteinbear.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This post has been sitting around in my drafts since March... I hope it has its intended effect
bernsteinbear.com/blog/compile...
bernsteinbear.com/blog/compile...
i should stop writing lean because it's going to make me want to implement its infoview for vega and that would take so much effort....
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i should stop writing lean because it's going to make me want to implement its infoview for vega and that would take so much effort....
i wish arrows were real
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i wish arrows were real
would you agree with the following statement: "every tree on at least two vertices contains at least two leaves"
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
would you agree with the following statement: "every tree on at least two vertices contains at least two leaves"
i wonder if noone replied to this because they don't know the anwer or because noone knows how parallel works ^^
can you spot the issue in this code?
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i wonder if noone replied to this because they don't know the anwer or because noone knows how parallel works ^^
can you spot the issue in this code?
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
can you spot the issue in this code?
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
let graphs = withStrategy (parBuffer whatever rseq) $ filter expensiveCondition (generateLotsOfGraphs ())
i feel like 60% of the benefit of using a functional programming language is just having ubiquitous good persistent data structures (or at least usable ones, depending on the language ^^).
there's really no reason imperative languages couldn't have that either (rust gets a pass i guess)
there's really no reason imperative languages couldn't have that either (rust gets a pass i guess)
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i feel like 60% of the benefit of using a functional programming language is just having ubiquitous good persistent data structures (or at least usable ones, depending on the language ^^).
there's really no reason imperative languages couldn't have that either (rust gets a pass i guess)
there's really no reason imperative languages couldn't have that either (rust gets a pass i guess)
haskell is just so nice to write
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
haskell is just so nice to write
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November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
is there a reason why higher rank trait bounds (i.e. rust's QuantifiedConstraints) can only range over lifetimes, not types?
i get it for regular higher rank arguments that need to be passed at runtime somehow, but trait bounds are monomorphized away anyway, aren't they?
i get it for regular higher rank arguments that need to be passed at runtime somehow, but trait bounds are monomorphized away anyway, aren't they?
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
is there a reason why higher rank trait bounds (i.e. rust's QuantifiedConstraints) can only range over lifetimes, not types?
i get it for regular higher rank arguments that need to be passed at runtime somehow, but trait bounds are monomorphized away anyway, aren't they?
i get it for regular higher rank arguments that need to be passed at runtime somehow, but trait bounds are monomorphized away anyway, aren't they?
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This is not a drill: GHC (the #Haskell compiler) now runs in your browser. See the announcement (and please report any bugs) here: discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-ru...
Ghc now runs in your browser
ghc itself can now run purely client-side in the browser, here’s a haskell playground demo. terms and conditions apply, and i’ll write up more detailed explanation some time later, but i thought this ...
discourse.haskell.org
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is not a drill: GHC (the #Haskell compiler) now runs in your browser. See the announcement (and please report any bugs) here: discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-ru...
i feel like PL authors don't know what the word "subset" means
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i feel like PL authors don't know what the word "subset" means
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New blog post: "4 Unconventional Ways to Cast in Typescript"
https://wolfgirl.dev/blog/2025-10-22-4-unconventional-ways-to-cast-in-typescript/
#programming #typescript
https://wolfgirl.dev/blog/2025-10-22-4-unconventional-ways-to-cast-in-typescript/
#programming #typescript
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New blog post: "4 Unconventional Ways to Cast in Typescript"
https://wolfgirl.dev/blog/2025-10-22-4-unconventional-ways-to-cast-in-typescript/
#programming #typescript
https://wolfgirl.dev/blog/2025-10-22-4-unconventional-ways-to-cast-in-typescript/
#programming #typescript
![/home/prophet/Code/vega-graph/src/Vega/SCC.hs:33:28: error: [GHC-76329]
• GHC internal error: ‘s’ is not in scope during type checking, but it passed the renamer
tcl_env of environment: [a6x5 :-> Type variable ‘node’ = node :: *,
a6x6 :-> Type variable ‘es’ = es :: [Effect],
a6xG :-> Identifier[outEdgesOrPrecomputedSCC::node
-> Eff
es
(Maybe
[node]), NotLetBound],
a6xH :-> Identifier[node::node, NotLetBound],
a6xR :-> Type variable ‘s’ = s :: k0,
r5cb :-> Identifier[computeSCC::forall node (es :: [Effect]).
(Show node, Hashable node,
Trace :> es) =>
(node -> Eff es (Maybe [node]))
-> node
-> Eff
es
(HashMap
node
SCCId), TopLevelLet {} True],
r6x4 :-> Identifier[newSCCId::forall (es :: [Effect]).
(IOE :> es) =>
Eff es SCCId, TopLevelLet]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j7ri4agbraq6g3dfmyccxep2/bafkreicxullpzxrvyhnetrdzcnzui3vsplpm27ypcuggp7puldpzkurzaa@jpeg)
i hate sccs (no, they're actually really cool but this is like the fifth time i got this panic omg)
![ERROR: PANIC (the 'impossible' happened): SCC map for declaration MkDeclarationName {moduleName = MkModuleName {package = MkPackageName "knucklebones", subModules = fromList ["Main"]}, name = "TurnResult"} is missing its own binding.
SCCs: fromList []
CallStack (from HasCallStack):
error, called at src/Relude/Debug.hs:283:11 in relude-1.2.2.2-49XUvkEaanJEVa9xYTIMnb:Relude.Debug
error, called at src/Vega/Effect/GraphPersistence/InMemory.hs:365:28 in vega-0.1.0.0-9MZYQnIf4mmoTzMmugakT:Vega.Effect.GraphPersistence.InMemory](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j7ri4agbraq6g3dfmyccxep2/bafkreibwuw5r2ipzmzbc7nl3eejbo5gbwtobqk2icp6imuf5eaefh3vtcm@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i hate sccs (no, they're actually really cool but this is like the fifth time i got this panic omg)
reading english articles about the nazis is so strange because all the gross nazi euphemism's you're not supposed to use are just everywhere
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
reading english articles about the nazis is so strange because all the gross nazi euphemism's you're not supposed to use are just everywhere
this thread made me realize that I'm such an idiot and I should absolutely be doing this in vega to solve monomorphizability constraints.
oh yeah, ghc would default that to Any (which is called ZonkAny or something now for.. reasons) but rust could also just default it to (something equivalent to) () couldn't it? because if it stays as an unconstrained, unbound unification variable, that means nothing ever needs the concrete type
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this thread made me realize that I'm such an idiot and I should absolutely be doing this in vega to solve monomorphizability constraints.
it's so nice talking to people who know what they're talking about
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it's so nice talking to people who know what they're talking about
omg i hate error recovery. this is so subtle
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
omg i hate error recovery. this is so subtle