Wendy
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Wendy
@wendyb07.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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You can tell which angels live among us by their hubcap diamond star halos
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You can tell which angels live among us by their hubcap diamond star halos
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is your space even liminal, bro
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is your space even liminal, bro
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How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
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I love it when the tree is the only light in the room.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I love it when the tree is the only light in the room.
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up
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Once I find the poems I wrote in eighth grade, you bitches have had it
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Once I find the poems I wrote in eighth grade, you bitches have had it
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"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
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putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
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Flashing lights, violence, smoking, foul language… sounds great no further movie summary needed.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Flashing lights, violence, smoking, foul language… sounds great no further movie summary needed.
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Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
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*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
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[sitting up in bed in the middle of night] the sour cream in my fridge is expired
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
[sitting up in bed in the middle of night] the sour cream in my fridge is expired
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
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Sorry I’m late, your honor. I thought you said the food court.
August 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Sorry I’m late, your honor. I thought you said the food court.
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night fries are the right fries
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
night fries are the right fries
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I think we’re supposed to be asleep right now
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I think we’re supposed to be asleep right now
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Of course I repost others. Why would I torture you with just my own thoughts.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Of course I repost others. Why would I torture you with just my own thoughts.
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survives another day by not using a laughing face emoji
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
survives another day by not using a laughing face emoji
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I hope everyone gets the same energy they give to retail employees for the next 6 weeks
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope everyone gets the same energy they give to retail employees for the next 6 weeks
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Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
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Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
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Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.