Wiffle Ball Helmet
@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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My safe word is “Andretti is slowing on the backstretch.”
Starting to wish I had gone to the game now, but there was no way I was spending money to sit in the rain and watch a 2-10 team 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Starting to wish I had gone to the game now, but there was no way I was spending money to sit in the rain and watch a 2-10 team 😭😭😭
Despite McLaren’s best efforts this season, Lando Norris wins the world driving championship 🥳
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Despite McLaren’s best efforts this season, Lando Norris wins the world driving championship 🥳
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My mother’s people were Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My mother’s people were Hoosiers.
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
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You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna
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You can slurp my soup if you wanna
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You can slurp my soup if you wanna
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Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real
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Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
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girl who needs to make dinner and not spiral into oblivion
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
girl who needs to make dinner and not spiral into oblivion
Was really hoping Bama would elect to kick ass after winning the toss, but so far they have not.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Was really hoping Bama would elect to kick ass after winning the toss, but so far they have not.
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bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
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If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know
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my head tilts sideways like a dog when i read a random good reply
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
my head tilts sideways like a dog when i read a random good reply
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i am full of whimsy
i am too niche for the haters
i am too niche for the haters
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i am full of whimsy
i am too niche for the haters
i am too niche for the haters
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sistine chapel? they should make it the transtine chapel
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
sistine chapel? they should make it the transtine chapel
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are you a toyotathon or a happy honda days person?
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
are you a toyotathon or a happy honda days person?
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after you put on a pair of new glasses they’re never that clean again, the smudges just get moved around in different little designs as a fun challenge for your eyes
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
after you put on a pair of new glasses they’re never that clean again, the smudges just get moved around in different little designs as a fun challenge for your eyes
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*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
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Donating his hoodie to Goodwill is self-care
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Donating his hoodie to Goodwill is self-care
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A Good Day to Fart Hard
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A Good Day to Fart Hard
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these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
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Cuffing season is year round if you like to be restrained in bed
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Cuffing season is year round if you like to be restrained in bed
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i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the appl—FUCK
i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the appl—FUCK
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the appl—FUCK
i will not cry in the apple store
i will not cry in the appl—FUCK
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Thank you very much
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thank you very much