Detective Fierce
@whalefall.bsky.social
hi diva… can I call you diva? part 2 electric boogaloo
my barista: Kyle do you like cow tails?
me: like.. aesthetically?
my barista: no! cow tails!
me: what are you saying to me
the cow tales in question, i have never seen these in my LIFE
me: like.. aesthetically?
my barista: no! cow tails!
me: what are you saying to me
the cow tales in question, i have never seen these in my LIFE
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
my barista: Kyle do you like cow tails?
me: like.. aesthetically?
my barista: no! cow tails!
me: what are you saying to me
the cow tales in question, i have never seen these in my LIFE
me: like.. aesthetically?
my barista: no! cow tails!
me: what are you saying to me
the cow tales in question, i have never seen these in my LIFE
They’re conspiring to steal my lox
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They’re conspiring to steal my lox
Me seeing the badgers on tv and being like “Luis…” @valtome.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me seeing the badgers on tv and being like “Luis…” @valtome.bsky.social
yeah til it falls off the bone
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
yeah til it falls off the bone
deep cleaning the carpets with a rake… my dog is a hairy monster (cat for scale)
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
deep cleaning the carpets with a rake… my dog is a hairy monster (cat for scale)
yeah I know the holy trinity
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
yeah I know the holy trinity
u bitches can’t even SPELL Magic!! U can’t handle THEE doll
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
u bitches can’t even SPELL Magic!! U can’t handle THEE doll
I love a themed drink
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I love a themed drink
“Plans changed” god damn bots
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Plans changed” god damn bots
Come the fuck on dog
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Come the fuck on dog
The shit my friends ask me to make them smh
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The shit my friends ask me to make them smh
seeing your friends floating ominously on reels that are saying fucked up (but funny) things is so funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
seeing your friends floating ominously on reels that are saying fucked up (but funny) things is so funny
quote with a 10/10 album
why lie, this is the purest distillation of her talent
why lie, this is the purest distillation of her talent
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
quote with a 10/10 album
why lie, this is the purest distillation of her talent
why lie, this is the purest distillation of her talent
I LOVE THIS SONG
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I LOVE THIS SONG
a second shitpost has hit an unsuspecting victim-
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
a second shitpost has hit an unsuspecting victim-