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Alan
@whataskeets.bsky.social
Computer man trying desperately not to be a techbro.
Dublin
He/Him.

Occasional wry commentary on:
🔸 Current world chaos
🔸 Ireland
🔸 Non awful Tech
🔸 Games
🔸 Not sports
My solution to the James Bond problem.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Went to an exhibition of various models and sets made by stop-motion studio Laika at the miniature museum in Lyon. The amount of effort that goes into making these films is overwhelming. The thought that any of this could be replaced by generative AI is ludicrous.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
All us insomniacs over in European doing this right now. Congrats #mamdani and NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kinda forgot someone there lads.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Here was me thinking it was outages in AWS and Azure.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I found the beer the lads who never stop talking about crypto drink.
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's been in my head all this time and now yours. #aras25 #speirgorm
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This is as close to an unaltered scan of the original image I can find. Whatever you used had been through AI at some point, which created the artifacts I recognized. I'm glad you weren't using stuff created out of whole cloth, but it should be obvious the danger of using images that have touched AI
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You want to provide a source for that historical photo?
October 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Adjusted for inflation and converted to euros, "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game" is €42. I guess I'm not buying that new Sonic Racing game so.
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
HAS ANYONE SAID ROBERT DEA.... oh wait a bunch of you apparently.
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This pigeon for president. This other pigeon straight to jail.
August 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got to love a website called Sustainability Times illustrating its article on the impending destruction of the world due to climate change with an AI image. Could you not have used any of the thousands of stock volcano images already in existence? Get in the bin.
July 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I don't get on with this squirrel (she keeps chewing through the mesh of the bird feeders), but she can be a photogenic little fleabag when she wants to be. #squirrel
July 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have a name you know!
July 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Well of course not. Firstly Michael J Fox wouldn't be all that believable as a teenager considering he's 64, and also the movie already exists.
July 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This juvenile starling had no problem chilling out right beside me. #birdsky
July 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Probably not the first to comment on this, but it just reads as: "Brad Pitt The Movie!"
June 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Someone in Beta Reticuli 3 just got a "You've been pwned" notification.
June 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It was visible on the stream.
June 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Conspiracy theorists: Billionaires want to put a chip in your brain.
Billionaires: huh, actually now that you mention it ...
May 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM