Stick an extra couple zeros on.. He's good for it.

Syria and Iraq shut the Internet off during exam week. The Internet for their entire countries. It's the only way to be sure.

Glastonbury 2059 headliner reveal!

There's an entire Venture Brothers episode about it.

A guy who worked in Esat told me a story of him waiting for the lift, doors open. Denis is in there... he says, "Get the next one," and presses the close door button. If you're not willing to share space with your staff, then your opinion on office work can be ignored.

He'd lose his healthcare if he did that.

I had the Snow White witch in mind but with the purple, Malificent is a better match.

He wanted it, he just didn't want to pay the 420 a share which he giggled out while high. He was actively trying to gain a controlling interest by buying up shares prior to the buyout offer. The amount he offered was a very expensive (and unfunny) joke he unsuccessfully tried to weasel out of.

Renters strike!

Exclusive? Lads we were having Giant hogweed fears pummelled into us back in the 80s.

What's the joke?

Just a two-slide presentation. The first showed profits with evil and profits without. The second slide said, "Questions?"

Needs a hot sauce section.