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Today in extremely normal headlines
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Today in extremely normal headlines
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Just laughed myself into an absolute mess at this magnificent interpretation of parenthood at Christmas by “pregnantchicken” on Instagram
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Just laughed myself into an absolute mess at this magnificent interpretation of parenthood at Christmas by “pregnantchicken” on Instagram
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This is low down on Stoppard's list of literary accomplishments, but this might be the best joke in any Spielberg film and I'm fairly certain it's a Stoppard insert.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is low down on Stoppard's list of literary accomplishments, but this might be the best joke in any Spielberg film and I'm fairly certain it's a Stoppard insert.
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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Is there anything more anticlimactic than Black Friday, a day that has been happening for weeks?
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Is there anything more anticlimactic than Black Friday, a day that has been happening for weeks?
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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TIL: the Netflix fireplace has closed captions and said closed captions are "[fireplace crackling]"
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
TIL: the Netflix fireplace has closed captions and said closed captions are "[fireplace crackling]"
Goddam it, you linger briefly on one advert for a neck support pillow and that's it. The entire internet is now middle aged people winching and clutching their neck
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Goddam it, you linger briefly on one advert for a neck support pillow and that's it. The entire internet is now middle aged people winching and clutching their neck
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November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Please can we all pretend I posted two weeks ago about Pluribus because YES
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Please can we all pretend I posted two weeks ago about Pluribus because YES
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
This is a really good articulation of why it feels like I (and Marie! And probably you and lots of others) feel like I am losing my mind daily
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is a really good articulation of why it feels like I (and Marie! And probably you and lots of others) feel like I am losing my mind daily
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
Is House of Dynamite the most absurdly cast film of all time? Kaitlyn Dever from Booksmart has three lines. Prince Eric from live action little mermaid pops up in the last 15mins, as does the (always incredible) Renée Elise Goldberry. Every single minor role is someone absurdly over qualified.
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Is House of Dynamite the most absurdly cast film of all time? Kaitlyn Dever from Booksmart has three lines. Prince Eric from live action little mermaid pops up in the last 15mins, as does the (always incredible) Renée Elise Goldberry. Every single minor role is someone absurdly over qualified.
Welcome to New Vegas
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Welcome to New Vegas
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”