Wheezy Waiter
@wheezywaiter.bsky.social
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Been making videos since 2007 over on Youtube.com/wheezywaiter. I'm at all these places, too https://linktr.ee/wheezywaiter
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Welp, time for some crackers and hummus.
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My doc about Green Bay Packer fandom from the otherside of the world, No Packers, No Life, is opening across Wisconin in 10 days!

And I'll be at the VIP premiere in 8 days. Tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers...

2 Super Bowl Champions will be there!
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Wisconsin area (and Gurnee, IL) folks, you can get advanced tickets for my movie now! www.marcustheatres.com/movies/no-pa...
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Just saw One Battle After Another and I'm sorry to say... the hype is accurate! Absolute masterpiece. Everything I love most about Paul Thomas Anderson smashed tightly into a Thomas Pynchon story. I was riveted the whole time. 3 hours felt like an hour and a half.
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The hype for One Battle After Another is so HUGE it's already my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie and the best I've seen in the last 5 years and I haven't even seen it yet.
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I followed a bridge inspector around for a day. We inspected 12 bridges! We met a dog, an eagle, several people who thought I knew stuff about bridges, and there's a laser! youtu.be/KD2nHrxJNpA
Why Bridges Don’t Randomly Collapse (We Checked)
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I felt that way after watching The Master. Huge hype for a PTA movie and I was like... all right. I haven't watched it again since then but I might need to give it another shot. I certainly haven't forgotten it.
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The hype for One Battle After Another is so HUGE it's already my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie and the best I've seen in the last 5 years and I haven't even seen it yet.
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Dear Bsky,

Super Bowl Champion George Koonce will be at the premiere of No Packers, No Life! Maybe I'll get to tell an actual Packer about how I caught a football on my high school team one time!

OCTOBER 15! TICKETS!
www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers...

Sincerely,
Craig Bay Benzine
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I would love to see you at the world premiere of my movie #nopackersnolife on October 15th in Waukesha, WI! Early bird tickets are almost 50% sold. And there's a major announcement coming tomorrow about an attendee. www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers...
NO PACKERS, NO LIFE World Premiere VIP Event
Be the first to see NO PACKERS, NO LIFE, alongside Wisconsin celebrities, the Japanese Packers Cheering Team and the filmmakers.
www.eventbrite.com
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Hey, if you happen to be in the Wisconsin area... www.eventbrite.com/e/no-packers...
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too early to say. stay tuned.
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My biggest obstacle to doing what I'm best at (making silly, stupid stuff) is the current state of the world.

(That's not true. It's actually Silksong.)
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Keep going. My advice, don't sit on imperfect stuff. Just put a lot out there.
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Dear Internet,

Here's a little update of stuff

1) Unleashing a big project soon
2) Violet Palms music video out soon.
3) DPC has another songwriting session soon. (It's hard. We live far apart.)
4) Upgraded my sword in Silksong. FINALLY!
5) How are you?

Sincerely,
Croog
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Dear Internet,

1) Silksong still kicks ass but is also kicking my ass.

2) I kayaked today. Didn't know I was a kayaker. Turns out, kayaking is inside all of us if we believe.

3) There are lots of options for your attention. Find some happy ones.

Sincerely,
Croog
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Dear Internet,

How u? Here’s what’s going:

1) Finalizing my doc for screenings

2) Went to dinner with lady! (my wonderful wife)

3) Ate too much pasta

4) Tried Ep 4 of Moon Knight. Losing interest.

5) Listened to Black Bear by Hey, Nothing. Great!

Sincerely,
Crog
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Dear Internet,

1) Not for everyone but S3 of Foundation is friggin great.

2) Peacemaker S2 is shaping up really nicely as well.

3) Silksong absolutely rules, but it is punishing.

4) Violet Palms has new singles. (Google it)

5) DPC is working on stuff.

Sincerely,
Craig