Russell Varner
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whyalwaysrv.bsky.social
Russell Varner
@whyalwaysrv.bsky.social
I used to know sports stats for a living. Now I know them for no good reason.

2x Elon University alum. Dad. Ex-Opta stat guy. Animal lover. Overall nerd, but you’ll catch onto that quickly enough.
It feels like a perfect sign of things to come.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I gotta admit, I’m impressed that they keep finding ways for me to reach a new level of embarrassment.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
As you can see, she was very sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
1. My one-year-old son learned how to sign “more” and to respond to “I love you” by blowing kisses.

2. My dog threw up a blood clot on Monday & we thought we were going to have to put her down, but it turns out she just got SUPER anxious and is fine. I made sure to thank her for the heart attack…
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What an insane concept!
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by Russell Varner
Also, turns out it’s better to have better players! No matter what stage of rebuilding you’re at
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is art.
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM