Mack
@wifeguy.org
Longest running executive ‘producer’ in @itschristmastown.bsky.social podcast history. Aspiring data science guy. More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. Your favorite Wife Guy’s favorite Wife Guy.
Greetings from the future where OPM has already decided we are open as normal tomorrow despite the hazardous conditions commuters from north of the city are going to face.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Greetings from the future where OPM has already decided we are open as normal tomorrow despite the hazardous conditions commuters from north of the city are going to face.
In my neighborhood not only is Santa black but he’s a wizard and has a little elf Santa to boot. Megyn Kelly would have an aneurysm.
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In my neighborhood not only is Santa black but he’s a wizard and has a little elf Santa to boot. Megyn Kelly would have an aneurysm.
Thinking of you @itschristmastown.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thinking of you @itschristmastown.bsky.social
I respect the hustle of this scammer asking me about going to a BBQ when it’s 40 degrees out and raining.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I respect the hustle of this scammer asking me about going to a BBQ when it’s 40 degrees out and raining.
This article is going to get a lot of guys who mistake ‘being the one who cleans’ for ‘loves to clean’ in a lot of trouble.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This article is going to get a lot of guys who mistake ‘being the one who cleans’ for ‘loves to clean’ in a lot of trouble.
Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Breakfast burrito consumption supervisors.
The only pie *I* care about.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The only pie *I* care about.
Rusty reaching out to touch Luna is th cutest fucking thing
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rusty reaching out to touch Luna is th cutest fucking thing
We make friends everywhere we go
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We make friends everywhere we go
Rolling up into the next @itschristmastown.bsky.social bonus episode like
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Rolling up into the next @itschristmastown.bsky.social bonus episode like
So things got a bit wild last night 😂
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So things got a bit wild last night 😂
The shark closest to your body
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The shark closest to your body
A group shot from this weekend’s book club and proof that I was the tallest and male-est person in attendance
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A group shot from this weekend’s book club and proof that I was the tallest and male-est person in attendance
This band is gay as hell (complementary)
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This band is gay as hell (complementary)
100% certain I’m double the median age for this show
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
100% certain I’m double the median age for this show