Will Sisskind
@willsisskind.com
Of The Paris Buns. I am fifteen rats, perhaps sixteen, shoved into a human suit.
Pinned
Will Sisskind
@willsisskind.com
· Oct 24
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Hello again. Here is the actual link to The Paris Buns' Carrd website, where you can find links to the new album "Polyrhythms". Please enjoy and share with your friends. Thank you. theparisbuns.carrd.co
Forgot to boost this but I have enjoyed the writing on @ihavethatonvinyl.com for a good long while and it was a joy to share part of my collection! Also props to everyone who also reps the Attila fan club.
the Q&As are back! today we have music writer and musician @willsisskind.com diving into his record collection for us. great read, and glad to have these back ihavethatonvinyl.com/q-and-a/q-a-...
Q&A With Musician and Music Writer Will Sisskind
Q&A is an occasional series where people talk to us about their record collections. Today we welcome musician Will Sisskind.
ihavethatonvinyl.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Forgot to boost this but I have enjoyed the writing on @ihavethatonvinyl.com for a good long while and it was a joy to share part of my collection! Also props to everyone who also reps the Attila fan club.
Dear Buffalo Bills: Congratulations on your come-from-behind win against the Skyline Chili Bengals. We will see you next week in Foxboro. Sincerely, the rightful leaders of the AFC East.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dear Buffalo Bills: Congratulations on your come-from-behind win against the Skyline Chili Bengals. We will see you next week in Foxboro. Sincerely, the rightful leaders of the AFC East.
a) Reading this article made the voices of my Jewish Eastern European ancestors in my head sing.
b) Reading this article made me desperately hunger for a pastrami sandwich the size of my head.
b) Reading this article made me desperately hunger for a pastrami sandwich the size of my head.
The sandwich newsletter is back!!! Prepare to learn more than you ever thought you would about pastrami! Origin myths! Disputes! An outstanding historical mystery! Yiddish ballads! Unlikely lyricism! The Armenian Church takes a stand! buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Notable Sandwiches #132: Pastrami
Hello, and welcome back to the Sword and the Sandwich! I’ve been struggling with a particularly pernicious case of writer’s block, for months now. Not being...
buttondown.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
a) Reading this article made the voices of my Jewish Eastern European ancestors in my head sing.
b) Reading this article made me desperately hunger for a pastrami sandwich the size of my head.
b) Reading this article made me desperately hunger for a pastrami sandwich the size of my head.
Lost Whamageddon early this year folks. I’m ok. It’s ok. Better to get it out of the way.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lost Whamageddon early this year folks. I’m ok. It’s ok. Better to get it out of the way.
In case you all are just finding out about the poop cam now, I wrote a song about it last month: www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYK...
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In case you all are just finding out about the poop cam now, I wrote a song about it last month: www.youtube.com/watch?v=STYK...
Obligatory Bandcamp Friday post: theparisbuns.bandcamp.com/album/polyrh...
Polyrhythms, by The Paris Buns
11 track album
theparisbuns.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Obligatory Bandcamp Friday post: theparisbuns.bandcamp.com/album/polyrh...
Hot take: “American Canto” is a good title for a book. Therefore, it fills me with such red hot ire that Olivia Nuzzi swiped it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hot take: “American Canto” is a good title for a book. Therefore, it fills me with such red hot ire that Olivia Nuzzi swiped it.
My bets are on Iceland to follow suit with a withdrawal, and I would not be surprised if a few more countries - including another Big Five participant - also left the contest in 2026. It is going to be a strange Eurovision for those who choose to watch it.
Russia was removed from Eurovision in 2022 over its invasion of Ukraine, but Israel is still allowed to compete despite being an apartheid state committing a genocide in Gaza.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Good on Spain, Ireland, and the Netherlands. I’m sure they won’t be the last to announce a boycott.
Spain, Ireland and Netherlands to boycott Eurovision after Israel retains place
Major European nations pull out of song contest after calling for country’s exclusion over conduct of war in Gaza
www.ft.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My bets are on Iceland to follow suit with a withdrawal, and I would not be surprised if a few more countries - including another Big Five participant - also left the contest in 2026. It is going to be a strange Eurovision for those who choose to watch it.
You know what. You know what? It is a day that I will blast Polish Eurovision megastar Justyna Steczkowska’s absolute banger “GAJA” from my car in the middle of this parking lot. And I will provide not a care regarding this matter. Thank you.
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You know what. You know what? It is a day that I will blast Polish Eurovision megastar Justyna Steczkowska’s absolute banger “GAJA” from my car in the middle of this parking lot. And I will provide not a care regarding this matter. Thank you.
Don't need a Spotify Wrapped to tell me that my #1 artist of the year is - as it has been since maybe 2013 - @themountaingoats.bsky.social. I can deduce this on my own. All aboard that's going aboard.
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Don't need a Spotify Wrapped to tell me that my #1 artist of the year is - as it has been since maybe 2013 - @themountaingoats.bsky.social. I can deduce this on my own. All aboard that's going aboard.
Just the other day this dude was cheesing with Mamdani, talking about how important affordability was. And some media outlets were honestly asking if this dude had turned a corner.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just the other day this dude was cheesing with Mamdani, talking about how important affordability was. And some media outlets were honestly asking if this dude had turned a corner.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
This dude can barely even take three straight steps toward the corner. He ain't turning nowhere. Enough.
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How to win Whamageddon
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How to win Whamageddon
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
1). Never listen to Christmas radio
2). Avoid any public places with recorded music
3). Leave the house only when absolutely necessary
Very thankful to @filip.start-track.com for giving me the opportunity to flex my music writing muscle again. Support indie music journalism this holiday season: ko-fi.com/starttrack
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November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Very thankful to @filip.start-track.com for giving me the opportunity to flex my music writing muscle again. Support indie music journalism this holiday season: ko-fi.com/starttrack
I got mad about AI again folks. Please give me a wave if you also got mad about AI again.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I got mad about AI again folks. Please give me a wave if you also got mad about AI again.
Can't imagine sitting around the Thanksgiving table chowing down on turkey and stuffing being like "Yeah, so I had ICE grab my nephew's mom" and not even batting an eye. Maybe I'm just built different. Anyway, I hope the Leavitts have the Thanksgiving they deserve.
Bruna Ferreira, the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, was taken into custody in Massachusetts. trib.al/X91Qx9F
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can't imagine sitting around the Thanksgiving table chowing down on turkey and stuffing being like "Yeah, so I had ICE grab my nephew's mom" and not even batting an eye. Maybe I'm just built different. Anyway, I hope the Leavitts have the Thanksgiving they deserve.
My reaction to the Brandon Nimmo news:
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall .
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My reaction to the Brandon Nimmo news:
The New England Patriots are your first football team this season to reach ten wins.
Sound the alarm.
Sound the alarm.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The New England Patriots are your first football team this season to reach ten wins.
Sound the alarm.
Sound the alarm.
I have purchased a turkey. I will be preparing and roasting this bird this week, having never done such a thing before, with little knowledge of how to do it. God help us all.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have purchased a turkey. I will be preparing and roasting this bird this week, having never done such a thing before, with little knowledge of how to do it. God help us all.
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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a) Trump sees ZM as a celeb, Trump loves celebs, ergo the ego-fondling.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
a) Trump sees ZM as a celeb, Trump loves celebs, ergo the ego-fondling.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
b) Trump wants to align with ZM to "look good on affordability" to his base and maybe make the left think less of ZM by association.
c) Trump doesn't know where he is and needs a Diet Coke, STAT.
d) All of the above.
Yes it's Trump having a senile moment where he'll say anything adoring in the presence of an influential figure, but in this picture you can actually see Zo picturing himself kicking Don Jr. and Eric directly in the balls.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yes it's Trump having a senile moment where he'll say anything adoring in the presence of an influential figure, but in this picture you can actually see Zo picturing himself kicking Don Jr. and Eric directly in the balls.
Zo with the STONE FACE as Trump tries to be folksy and jokey about accepting the label of "fucking fascist." There is one dude standing behind that desk with any leadership capability whatsoever and it is the dude who is STANDING UP!
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Zo with the STONE FACE as Trump tries to be folksy and jokey about accepting the label of "fucking fascist." There is one dude standing behind that desk with any leadership capability whatsoever and it is the dude who is STANDING UP!
Welp, this classic bit has been the brain all day today, folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFq...
sausage groove (chriddof reupload
YouTube video by ChriddofArchive
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Welp, this classic bit has been the brain all day today, folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFq...
Seems futile to find an email client that doesn't use AI these days and stamps are expensive so snail mail's out, plus no one uses a fax machine anymore. If you need anything from me, please come to the Gay Head Lighthouse on Martha's Vineyard, where I will transmit messages to you via Morse code.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Seems futile to find an email client that doesn't use AI these days and stamps are expensive so snail mail's out, plus no one uses a fax machine anymore. If you need anything from me, please come to the Gay Head Lighthouse on Martha's Vineyard, where I will transmit messages to you via Morse code.