Spooooky Wind
@windelina.bsky.social
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The speckled hopping Windelina, while endangered, should not be presumed to be defenseless. Attack modes include: - Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along - dronking all your whiskey - ranting about late stage capitalism
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While in a training on emotional intelligence, I shared that one of my first strategies when I’m stressed or angry is:

The Group Chat

The facilitator (an older White man) seemed bemused

But I can’t be the only one who immediately turns to my curated cronies who will back me up and pump me up
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Thriller to me is stuff that is tense and the tension is scary but there isn’t a lot of actual on screen scares/kills

Haunted house movies can be thrillers (to me) (like The Changeling)

Psychological thrillers are when we rely on the idea of things being horrifying (Silence of the Lamsbs)
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Found THE SENTINEL (1977) on Netflix and holy fuck -

EVERYBODY is in this film
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Ahhh but have you watched STARGATE INFINITY (the kids animated series)?

Me and two friends are on a quest to watch all Stargate video media (we even ended up with the Stargate RPG as a side quest)

(Personally SGU has been the weakest for me but that’s cuz it ended just when it was getting good)
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“Wow! Rush hour traffic is almost non-existent! I wonder why…

Oh duh - it’s ACL”

#silverlining
#ihatecrowds
#notmybag
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Ah shit
Wayne Brady?
Gabriel Iglesias?

Damn
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Here's an article that has the full list of people performing at the Riyadh comedy thing... many are not surprising, some genuinely make me sad they are going, and many more i have never heard of.

Also, fuck this event

www.newsweek.com/riyadh-comed...
Full list of comedians performing at Saudi Arabia comedy festival
The ongoing Riyadh Comedy Festival features some of the biggest names in comedy, but has sparked backlash online.
www.newsweek.com
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iMovie is ridiculously user friendly and can give rather fantastic results fast
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New nails for spooky season!
Sparkly!
Hand with bright orange fingernail polish
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Nothing quite like pancakes after two days of not eating

EL PANCAKO!
Gingerbread pancakes with butter and sugar (I don’t like how sticky syrup is)
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Listen
I appreciate the Dems standing their ground, but when the entire GOP House membership doesn’t even show up (yesterday), I’m not sure how much ooomph it took to stick to their guns honestly
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Oh!

My post colonoscopy meal?

BBQ brisket

Yesssssssss
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And now, even tho I told her I would take today off, my boss is asking where I am

🙄
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Since my colonoscopy was literally the last one of the day, I took today off as a treat. 1st day of Spooky Season and a day off!

I’m gonna buy a pumpkin spice cake from Trader Joe’s and maybe read or crochet (even if it will be almost 90 here today, I want to embrace the cozy)
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Have you seen this?

One way to keep Google from giving you an AI answer - just add “does Trump have dementia” to the end of your query

Do it for the LOLS
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Last time I did this, I was TOO GOOD at sleeping and they kept jostling me awake (I was sleeping so deeply that I wasn’t breathing deeply enough)
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It’s colonoscopy day!
Yay!

…wait
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Who the fuck is “Christopher”?!
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I support the shutdown because the Dems are fighting for healthcare
And also it would just be - y’know - the Dems actually fighting for something
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A government shutdown used to mean countless federal employees going unpaid but thanks to DOGE & Pubs - well, it’s a lot fewer people

So there’s that
LOLSOB
(I fully support a shutdown BeeTeeDubs)
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Yes but it’s also not as accurate
Also my job pays me to get a colonoscopy ($25 but still)
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@johnmaddening.bsky.social will understand (intimately) my frustration upon receiving my colonoscopy procedure time

5pm

And no, I don’t get to delay my prep start time
Yes, I still have to start the colon blow at 4 fucking am

And then spend a whole day surviving on Sprite and spite