Also CONFIRMED: an endorsement from Nick Mullen carries more positive favour than from Bill Clinton.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

You should send them a Chikara tag team gauntlet with SEVENTEEN FUCKING TEAMS to review.

(Was that you?)

Excuse me sir, Santino specifically said this was not an invasion.

When the REAL invasion happens, that's when WBD thinks about jumping ship and getting into the TNA business

There's a face I haven't seen in a bit

Leyla Hirsch