𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒓 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝑰𝑰𝑰
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𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆
- Pierrot
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆
- Pierrot
Pinned
𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏
𝑨 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕
𝑨 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒎 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒏
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕
Slow eyebrow raise.
"How cooked do ya want it?"
"How cooked do ya want it?"
ㅤ ... .ᐣ
❨ does not know the cooking terms. ❩
❨ does not know the cooking terms. ❩
"Four. Roger that. How do ya want 'em cooked?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Slow eyebrow raise.
"How cooked do ya want it?"
"How cooked do ya want it?"
"Four. Roger that. How do ya want 'em cooked?"
ㅤ one. if it's good, four.
"Hm? Oh, sure thing. How many do ya want?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"Four. Roger that. How do ya want 'em cooked?"
Venison is great if ya can't always get to the store. Grew up with it.
venison is too gamey for me but i can try to make it for you. if you're not going home for the holidays.
Mmm. Slow roasted venison chili-
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Venison is great if ya can't always get to the store. Grew up with it.
"Hm? Oh, sure thing. How many do ya want?"
❨ still your annoyance, phoebe. a bareable huff. ❩
ㅤ that food your making. i want one, as is. none of those “ buns ” on it.
ㅤ that food your making. i want one, as is. none of those “ buns ” on it.
She could literally just ask?
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Hm? Oh, sure thing. How many do ya want?"
That lady seems to have a thing against men.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That lady seems to have a thing against men.
Who hurt you?
Yes exactly.. I dont eat meat.. So I eat Tofu! And other yummy veggies!
Not tofu. Tofu is fake meat.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who hurt you?
Not tofu. Tofu is fake meat.
Are too making fun! What am I supposed to eat then if my food is imaginary?
Now that depends entirely on context. If I was makin' fun of ya, then it would be mean. But I'm sayin' I don't believe somethin' so it isn't.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Not tofu. Tofu is fake meat.
She could literally just ask?
❨ a huff before cautiously sniffing. they ... do, smell good. but how is she supposed to ask politely.ᐣ ❩
He's making burgers now. If she wants some, she better say something.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
She could literally just ask?
Now that depends entirely on context. If I was makin' fun of ya, then it would be mean. But I'm sayin' I don't believe somethin' so it isn't.
Is that not just the same thing..? Both are mocking, and mocking is mean, Mister.
I ain't bein' mean, I'm bein' sarcastic.
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Now that depends entirely on context. If I was makin' fun of ya, then it would be mean. But I'm sayin' I don't believe somethin' so it isn't.
(Aww, don't give him that pout. That isn't fair.)
(Sigh. Tossing Marina a venison steak.)
(Sigh. Tossing Marina a venison steak.)
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
(Aww, don't give him that pout. That isn't fair.)
(Sigh. Tossing Marina a venison steak.)
(Sigh. Tossing Marina a venison steak.)
//Arthur in his mean era all over tofu
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
//Arthur in his mean era all over tofu
(Pointing the spatula)
Those are for everyone. Drop 'em.
Those are for everyone. Drop 'em.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
(Pointing the spatula)
Those are for everyone. Drop 'em.
Those are for everyone. Drop 'em.
Wh-
Nuh uh. Jawz, drop the pack of hotdogs! Drop 'em!
Nuh uh. Jawz, drop the pack of hotdogs! Drop 'em!
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wh-
Nuh uh. Jawz, drop the pack of hotdogs! Drop 'em!
Nuh uh. Jawz, drop the pack of hotdogs! Drop 'em!
I ain't bein' mean, I'm bein' sarcastic.
(Gasp) You're just intentionally being mean?
It's an idiom. It's me sayin' that tofu bein' real food is impossible. Like me bein' a prince is impossible.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I ain't bein' mean, I'm bein' sarcastic.
He's making burgers now. If she wants some, she better say something.
❨ ah. that's even more disappointing. where's 𝘩𝘦𝘳 fruit 𖬺 meats, hm.ᐣ ❩
It's technically real food, just not real meat. So he's salty.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He's making burgers now. If she wants some, she better say something.
It's an idiom. It's me sayin' that tofu bein' real food is impossible. Like me bein' a prince is impossible.
nuh uh theres no crowned prince anywhere near here just the princess so youre a fibber
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's an idiom. It's me sayin' that tofu bein' real food is impossible. Like me bein' a prince is impossible.
//"eating a tofu burger out of spite"
I mean...
I mean...
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
//"eating a tofu burger out of spite"
I mean...
I mean...
If tofu is a real food then he's a British prince.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If tofu is a real food then he's a British prince.
Tofu ain't real food.
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tofu ain't real food.
Pointing his spatula.
She better keep them kabooms away from the food.
She better keep them kabooms away from the food.
kaboom.
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pointing his spatula.
She better keep them kabooms away from the food.
She better keep them kabooms away from the food.
AGGRESSIVELY COOKING BURGERS!
This means he's still mouthing off about the tofu burger. And the lack of cobbler, okra, barbecue, etc.
This means he's still mouthing off about the tofu burger. And the lack of cobbler, okra, barbecue, etc.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
AGGRESSIVELY COOKING BURGERS!
This means he's still mouthing off about the tofu burger. And the lack of cobbler, okra, barbecue, etc.
This means he's still mouthing off about the tofu burger. And the lack of cobbler, okra, barbecue, etc.
//lmao rp account made a real California dude mad
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
//lmao rp account made a real California dude mad
He dragged his grill to work. He's making some REAL food with REAL barbecue sauce!
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He dragged his grill to work. He's making some REAL food with REAL barbecue sauce!
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He's got a bag of ingredients now.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He'll just make it himself. Damn health nuts and their fake meat.
He's got a bag of ingredients now.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He'll just make it himself. Damn health nuts and their fake meat.
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He's got a bag of ingredients now.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He'll just make it himself. Damn health nuts and their fake meat.
He's got a bag of ingredients now.
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
He'll just make it himself. Damn health nuts and their fake meat.
It's technically real food, just not real meat. So he's salty.
❨ putting fake in front of food would piss her off too. but she's eating good now. ❩
< Fake food made by HEATHONS
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's technically real food, just not real meat. So he's salty.