when I showed this to The Wife

Just thought of you, Bill: 2 LDS girls just approached The Wife and me on the subway platform, asking if we’d like to come pray with them

We politely declined, but countered with an invitation to our place for pie and board games

Bro.

the fuck you mean we’re spending billions on chatbots that make kids sui themselves but i still have to turn on my headphones 4 times and retoggle my settings just to wirelessly listen to music in mediocre quality

Marge is the Donatello of the game. The least cool to play, but secretly the most powerful with the longest range.

That's just a normal amount of Tucker Carlson's signature Mouth Callow

it's been part of his look going back to his bow-tie days

me when i uhh, when your mom, when i see like... your mom when the uh, when, like, me when your mom... your mom when i... me when, um...

Tarantino doesn't have the courage to commit even a fraction of the unapologetic vulnerability or spiritual abstraction that characterizes Lynch's work. The more obvious read is he went from pretending to be Scorsese to pretending to be Leone. But mostly he's just a more racist De Palma.

I grab it like a slice of pizza and fold it in the middle

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

If you haven’t already seen it, I’d suggest Throne of Blood as a fun entry to kick that off. It’s one the whole family can enjoy!

And coke-fried batwing nostrils just for fun

There's a new talking head doc about TCM, "Chain Reactions," where I believe Patton Oswalt says something very similar in describing Leatherface's reactions.