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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · 1d

counterspell

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · 8d

timestamp on this informed me that it is october. fuck you.

Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · 8d

thinking about middle school when i thought

"if you like penis colada
and getting caught in the zipper"

was the funniest shit ever

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · 15d

cover up the blank spots
hit me on the head!

Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · 15d

what is it like working on bigtop burger? it's been my favorite since baman piderman stopped and i love to hear you guys in it!

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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · Aug 27

effective today, I have resigned from working with Ultimate Guard, as I can no longer support the company's creative or business decisions.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · May 27

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Aug 16

Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Aug 14

sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles, and buddy...

we're gonna try this week's crumbl cookie menu

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Aug 2

i don't fuck with products that have that little "not tested on animals" label. how am i supposed to know if this stuff will blow up my dog. they didn't test it. unbelievable.

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jul 27

perpetuate the cycle 🧡

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jul 19

looks like 15%, scryfall shows 40/249

Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jul 7

thinking about him 🧡

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jun 12

flat pepsi ≈ oreo

difference is oreo's sweetness lies with the creaminess

pepsi's sweetness is the kind they put in the smell of gasoline

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jun 11

i always thought that one barenaked ladies song said "just like brian wilson, dead"

now i'm right

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jun 3

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Jun 1

i fucking called it

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · May 21

i'm just trying to jinx it so they show something cool tomorrow

Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · May 21

them: final fantasy mtg fans are eating so good!

me, final fantasy xii fan:

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · May 11

The biggest problem was always the length and the remaster cuts so much of the junk out

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · May 11

12 is different but so so good!

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Apr 20

love you dirt

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Apr 1

idea: women's pants

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Billie 🐦 @wjhovey.bsky.social · Mar 8

the wiggles are like a dnd party: if one dies you just roll up another one, but if they all die the whole thing is just over.

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