Got the Sunday scaries a day early since I’ve got a catch an uber at 4am tomorrow for my flight for a work trip. Considering mitigating stress by just getting shitfaced / crossfaded for the flight.
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Got the Sunday scaries a day early since I’ve got a catch an uber at 4am tomorrow for my flight for a work trip. Considering mitigating stress by just getting shitfaced / crossfaded for the flight.
Trying to decide if a lot of people are being murdered, or if it’s just the local fire department’s “Santa parade”.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trying to decide if a lot of people are being murdered, or if it’s just the local fire department’s “Santa parade”.
“I think capitalism is a scam, and AI is immoral. I don’t this company has any moral values.
So, can my authentic ass be rated a 5 this year?”
So, can my authentic ass be rated a 5 this year?”
Watching a required training video at work that encourages us all the be “our authentic selves”.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“I think capitalism is a scam, and AI is immoral. I don’t this company has any moral values.
So, can my authentic ass be rated a 5 this year?”
So, can my authentic ass be rated a 5 this year?”
Watching a required training video at work that encourages us all the be “our authentic selves”.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Watching a required training video at work that encourages us all the be “our authentic selves”.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
Bitch, you do not want my authentic self. Trust me.
And they say no one wants to work anymore
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And they say no one wants to work anymore
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
Checking my work email for the first time since Tuesday like I’m defusing a bomb.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Checking my work email for the first time since Tuesday like I’m defusing a bomb.
Something about eating chilled pumpkin pie by hand.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Something about eating chilled pumpkin pie by hand.
Our neighbors appear to be doing fireworks? On fucking thanksgiving?
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Our neighbors appear to be doing fireworks? On fucking thanksgiving?
Someone approves of the turkey and is looking for additional samples.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone approves of the turkey and is looking for additional samples.
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
Me doing the first temp check on the bird and it’s done and perfect:
[James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
[James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me doing the first temp check on the bird and it’s done and perfect:
[James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
[James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
Reposted by WobblyCPA
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
It ain’t easy being in charge of smoking the turkey. You got to sit on the back porch most of the day drinking beer, listening to music you like, and staring into the middle distance.
Someone has to do it though.
Someone has to do it though.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It ain’t easy being in charge of smoking the turkey. You got to sit on the back porch most of the day drinking beer, listening to music you like, and staring into the middle distance.
Someone has to do it though.
Someone has to do it though.
🎵She was
an American Crow🎶
an American Crow🎶
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
🎵She was
an American Crow🎶
an American Crow🎶
I’ve added beer. For safety.
I have foreseen my death.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’ve added beer. For safety.
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I’ve not even make it to 5 concerts in 2025, but I did see:
Oasis
Modest Mouse / Flaming Lips
The Hives
Concerts I wanted to see this year but couldn’t make it work:
Jack White
Pulp
Supergrass
Durand Jones & The Indications
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio
The True Loves
Wet Leg
Oasis
Modest Mouse / Flaming Lips
The Hives
Concerts I wanted to see this year but couldn’t make it work:
Jack White
Pulp
Supergrass
Durand Jones & The Indications
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio
The True Loves
Wet Leg
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen (2025 edition)
kraftwerk
swans
boy harsher
pixel grip
the legendary pink dots
kraftwerk
swans
boy harsher
pixel grip
the legendary pink dots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
U2 (1992)
Van Halen (1995)
Lallapalooza (1996)*
Fair to Midland (2008)
The Melvins (2025)
(The Ramones, Wu Tang, Metallica, Rancid)
U2 (1992)
Van Halen (1995)
Lallapalooza (1996)*
Fair to Midland (2008)
The Melvins (2025)
(The Ramones, Wu Tang, Metallica, Rancid)
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’ve not even make it to 5 concerts in 2025, but I did see:
Oasis
Modest Mouse / Flaming Lips
The Hives
Concerts I wanted to see this year but couldn’t make it work:
Jack White
Pulp
Supergrass
Durand Jones & The Indications
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio
The True Loves
Wet Leg
Oasis
Modest Mouse / Flaming Lips
The Hives
Concerts I wanted to see this year but couldn’t make it work:
Jack White
Pulp
Supergrass
Durand Jones & The Indications
Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio
The True Loves
Wet Leg
I have foreseen my death.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have foreseen my death.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
The porch is slick from moss just beginning to form. I light charcoal in the chimney on the other side of the porch before adding to the smoker.
Walking back to the smoker I will slip, fall, and break my head open, while the hot coals I’m carrying rain down upon me.
My local murder is already taking an interest in the smoking activities in the back porch.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My local murder is already taking an interest in the smoking activities in the back porch.
I think at 8am I can let the neighborhood know the motherfucking Wu are back.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think at 8am I can let the neighborhood know the motherfucking Wu are back.
I greatly enjoy Thanksgiving in the sense of spending time with your family (found or otherwise).
Fuck all that colonizer bullshit.
Fuck all that colonizer bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I greatly enjoy Thanksgiving in the sense of spending time with your family (found or otherwise).
Fuck all that colonizer bullshit.
Fuck all that colonizer bullshit.
[Me, last night planning for today] “Okay, should probably get up a 6 to get the turkey in the smoker. It will be kind of nice to get up while the house is still quiet and drink coffee by the fire.”
[CO detector low battery chirp goes off at 5:50am] YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH”
[CO detector low battery chirp goes off at 5:50am] YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH”
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
[Me, last night planning for today] “Okay, should probably get up a 6 to get the turkey in the smoker. It will be kind of nice to get up while the house is still quiet and drink coffee by the fire.”
[CO detector low battery chirp goes off at 5:50am] YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH”
[CO detector low battery chirp goes off at 5:50am] YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH”
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“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.
I think I’ve got everything sorted and in place to smoke the turkey tomorrow: the equipment, the plan, etc.
Now it will just be up to my crossfaded ass to execute it tomorrow.
Now it will just be up to my crossfaded ass to execute it tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think I’ve got everything sorted and in place to smoke the turkey tomorrow: the equipment, the plan, etc.
Now it will just be up to my crossfaded ass to execute it tomorrow.
Now it will just be up to my crossfaded ass to execute it tomorrow.