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Nevermind the AI generated face and that the incident probably never happened, but "pull out of a bank" is a phrase specifically American and implies that a bank branch is most often just a drive-up machine over there...
worldbollardassoc.bsky.social World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 2d
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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imalterfische.bsky.social
Ich war verwundert, wie freundlich alle Menschen hier in Berlin sind, bin der Sache auf den Grund gegangen, habe herausgefunden, dass ich in Malmö bin.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
woelfisch.de
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild

Wolf
Coyote
Red Fox
Bobcat
Black Bear
Grizzly Bear

Oh wait, that's six. But you can tell where I spent my vacations for a couple of years.
shadowfox-de.bsky.social Shadow Fox @shadowfox-de.bsky.social · 3d
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild

Red fox
Badger
Stone marten
Roe deer
Raccoon
Brown hare
Ermine
Red kite
European kestrel
Red-tailed hawk

(actually, I have also seen all of them in our garden…)
krysiilys.bsky.social Cricket @krysiilys.bsky.social · 3d
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Crested Caracara
Wild Turkey
Red-crested Cardinal
Bald Eagle
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher

Oops! all Birds!™
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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samandfuzzy.com
Swing it
A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each, depicting a cat on a swing set. In the first panel, she gets on the swing. In the second, she starts to swing a little forward. In the third, she swings backwards, and in the fourth she swings so far forwards that she starts to poke outside the panel. In the final row of two panels, she has swing so far backwards and forwards that her fifth and sixth panel selves have collided between the panels and gotten tangled together.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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bijanmoini.de
Inzwischen kann ich wirklich nur noch hysterisch lachen, wenn Menschen behaupten, wir hätten "viel zu lange" nicht über die angeblichen Probleme mit Migration gesprochen.

Seit Silvester 2015 ist Deutschland mit wenig mehr beschäftigt, als sich über die Folgen der eigenen Menschlichkeit zu empören.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
Me, stumbling bleary eyed into the bathroom and sitting on the toilet. Realizing I am alone. Nobody is at the bathroom door needing to get in and loudly complaining about it.

I call to my spouse who is going downstairs to start coffee.

“Hun the orange dipshit is locked in the basement again.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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elfsternberg.bsky.social
"In general, furries show no significant deviations from the general population in terms of mental health. On scores of well-being, however, they tend to score higher."

www.researchgate.net/publication/...
(PDF) The Kids are Alright: Furry Well-Being and Mental Health
PDF | We begin this chapter with a short introduction to well-being and how to measure it. Next, we compare furries to other groups on measures of... | Find, read and cite all the research you need on...
www.researchgate.net
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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guido-kuehn.bsky.social
Es gibt diese Deutschen, für die man sich als Deustcher im Ausland bei den Gastgebern beschähmt entschuldigt und diesen versichert, dass wir nicht alle so sind. Merz ist einer davon.
Merz als deutscher Klischee-Tourist in kurzen Kargo-Shorts, Hemd, weißen Socken mit Deutschland-Bündchen in Sandalen an einem Alu-Klassensessel mit Deutschland-Bespannung. Er sagt: Wie!? Erst die ganzen Ausländer im Stadtbild und jetzt kein deutsches Brot!?! Textzeile: Der Unangenehme Deutsche im Ausland.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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runoratsu.bsky.social
We’ve got a website team lead position open in our company, remote/hybrid, in Germany or Bulgaria.

Anyone looking currently?

Gotta have some leadership experience though, we’re a bigger company and since we’re in IT, the website is kinda central to the business.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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ianfay.bsky.social
It's cool that gAI companies can lose billions per year and be considered a success, while a film breaking even at the box office is a failure. We really have our priorities in order.
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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cheetah-spottycat.bsky.social
Food for thought: We, the furry community, take pride in our diversity.

But how diverse is it really when it's 90% gay males and often alarmingly misogynistic.

We have stuff to work on. There's more than three colors on the flag for a reason.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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polenz.bsky.social
„Gratismut“ - ein beliebter Vorwurf, wenn jemand für Anstand eintritt. Als sei nur richtig, was Mut erfordert. Oder sind wir tatsächlich so weit, dass man Mut braucht, um für Anstand einzutreten?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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imalterfische.bsky.social
Als ich die Küche betrete, erstarre ich. Auf einer Bühne steht ein langhaariges Kaninchen mit vielen Armreifen und Ringen, sie singt 'Möhrcedes Benz' in ein Mikro, davor eine jubelnde Tiermenge.
Ein euphorischer Dachs dreht sich zu mir um:
"Janis Hopplin ist einfach die Größte!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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samandfuzzy.com
Well, it beats raking
A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. In the first panel we see Hilde the cat, holding a giant pencil. She is standing in front of a solid blue sky, and the ground is covered entirely by orange fall leaves. Over the next three panels, the cat uses the eraser side of the pencil to erase the artwork of the leaves, leaving a blank white space where the ground used to be. In panel 5, she looks down at the now solid white ground and smiles herself, behind her, the edge of a white ball starts to roll into frame. In the 6th panel, we see that the ball was part of a snowman, which is being built by Poppy the dog. She is just adding a top hat as the finishing touch. The white empty space where the leaves used to be is now recontextualized as snow, and a few snowflakes start to fall from the sky. The cat looks a little confused.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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profharleyquinn.bsky.social
#DerSonntagswitz

Kommt ein Mann in den Buchladen:

"Haben Sie Bücher über Verfolgungswahn?"

"Ja, hinter ihnen."
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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joschasauer.bsky.social
THREAD!

Heute vor genau 10 Jahren haben wir das Crowdfunding für die NICHTLUSTIG-Serie gestartet. Deshalb habe ich zur Feier des Tages ALLE Folgen frei auf YouTube gepackt!

▶️ www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Über drei Jahre habe ich zusammen mit vielen…

⬇️
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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crittercrewanim.bsky.social
Today’s your lucky day! This evening at 18:00 CET not one, but TWO past opening animations will be online for you to enjoy. Head over to our YouTube channel to give them a watch!
www.youtube.com/@CritterCrew...
A screenshot from the Opening "Welcome to Tortuga" in which Greeny is smiling and holding two plushies toward the camera. She's wearing a pirate hat.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
woelfisch.de
Great article about #Infurnity in #Taiwan: www.taiwannews.com.tw/news/6249805
#furry #convention
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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rastadler.bsky.social
“Wir sind in Fortschrittsgläubigkeit eingeschlafen und im Autoritarismus aufgewacht (…) und dann über Nacht gabs nur noch Monopole und wir waren nur noch Daten. Und es gab Milliardäre so mächtig wie Staaten. (…) Wo ist die Art von Fortschritt, an die wir glaubten?” m.youtube.com/watch?v=QtJv...
Fortschritt
YouTube video by Dota Kehr - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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khaosdog.bsky.social
We're snailposting, post your snails!
Painting of a snail with a boar skull instead of a normal shell. Painting of a snail with a horse skull instead of a normal shell. Painting of a snail with a cat skull instead of a normal shell. Painting of a snail with a rhodent skull instead of a normal shell.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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nataschastrobl.bsky.social
Das ist übrigens Eugenik.

Wenn du einmal beginnst zu selektieren, wem du hilfst und wem nicht, dann gehst du einen Weg, der nicht aufzuhalten ist.

Streeck ist Mediziner und weiß das natürlich. Das macht es so perfide. Vor allem, weil er zwei rhetorische Tricks verwendet:
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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nuclearanthro.bsky.social
🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

1/n

www.oregonlive.com/travel/2024/...
Color image of a beach with ocean in background, sand foreground, some grassy cover in right lower corner. The sky seems clear-ish. In mid-ground near beach-water interface is a large explosion in sandy colors and also some red where untrained jackasses have used too much, and wrongly placed, dynamite in an effort to obliterate a rotting whale carcass. Rotting whale proceeded to rain upon the watching crowd and no one was injured. It is glorious.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM