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30+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them
#booksky #takewarning

"defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom
"a bad influence" -- my FIL

tell your pet i said hi

Married to @ashodin.com
You know where pasta belongs???
a fat man in a yellow cardigan is dancing and says get in my belly
Alt: a fat man in a yellow cardigan is pointing at himself and says get in my belly
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November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This TV is not worth. I'll pass it on to my baby cousin if that happens
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Idk, something with the tank
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I feel like I hit some sort of milestone by having to fix my childhood toilet on Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I've heard a lot about it, but I've never read it. Any ideas on where to start??
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Didn’t think someone could scare the hoes at thanksgiving unless they wore a MAGA hat, but 2025 is a GTA server at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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you'd be such a good helper assisting them playing for the other team if they were up for learning how to bat
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My other friend is complaining about her useless man leaving her high and dry right before the holidays and I'M SMAD
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
lmao this happened years ago when it came out. We're fine, if riddled with back problems.

But yeah. Series is cursed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm sure it's a.... an OK movie but also I'm not tempting fate by seeing the sequel. Fuck that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM