Late post today since I'm prepping for surgery tomorrow.

WOLVERINE BOOTY

No facts, just admiration. Look at those arms. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS.

You're gonna get BAPPED.

OPEN WIDE!

Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!

I like to think we're cute lil' buggers

Lynx do have some big bappers. And crazy good camouflage!

Giant paws, you say?

Wolverine Wednesday just hit 100 followers!

No fun facts or snarky misinformation today. Just pure photographic proof Wolverines are adorable.

If you're cold, they're...

Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!

It's Wednesday somewhere! (That's how it works, right?)

There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!

Like all mustelids, Wolverines are intelligent, playful, and feisty. We're not just angry mindless killing machines!

That said, we're also NOT PETS.

Hey green-thumbs!

Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.

Did you know Wolverines love belly rubs?

... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.

Wolverines don't all have the same markings and bright masks, like this wood-eating variant and its ultra rare nightweasel skin that currently goes for $42,069 on the Steam Community Market.

Wolverines are actually quite adept climbers and LOVE trees. That passion is why so many wolverines become real estate agents for squirrels and other critters looking for a new home.

Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!

Happy Pawgust!

Wolverines are primarily plantigrade and have five digits on our front and back paws!

Wolverines have large, broad paws that help them walk on top of the snow.

Unfortunately, those big paws also make it difficult for them to play piano or use keybosrds, so thy spwnd most of thrir free tume pravticing finger postire.

I went for a walk in prime Wolverine country today, but didn't see any!

This is because Wolverines command territories between 50 and 500 square miles, and this one is MINE.

Wolverines are one of the largest mustelids and are very well adapted to the boreal forests of the Northern hemisphere. As you can see by this map, they own all of Canada and Russia but have yet to devise a proper strategy to advance further South into enemy territory. Give it time. We're coming.

The Wolverine, scientific name Gulo gulo, seen here riding an invisible hoverbike in its natural habitat.

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