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anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
recovering engineer
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her

will someone please update my resume
I would like to see this dude’s definitions of stability, ambition, and partnership
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
hmm
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
We are twins but somehow I am two years older than you
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think I am getting this next week!
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I was in an engineering meeting once where someone asked “what’s the difference between our product and their product” and the manager responded “we’re saying ours is better”
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the next niche microblogging site will be called shit postes dotn fuck poste
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I would say she should dedicate her life to mitigating the enormous damage that RFK Jr is inflicting on our country, but I think that might make it worse
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am glad that someone is checking up on Olivia Nuzzi and her wellbeing. I also think she should be fired from her journalism job and never work in the field again. It would be very funny if no one buys her book
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Nothing says intentional like responding to cold calls on a niche microblogging platform
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Easter Bunny
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
oh no
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don’t care about CNN but let me know if she launches another riverboat
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*certain other people. you know the ones
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM