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Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
Dad & Husband. Experimental Fictionist.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.

Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
This remains bananas. I can't imagine demand was that high. I don't live by steam charts but topping out at 108 seems like a reason to maybe get some more eyeballs on it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@lexluddy.xyz 's Lumines review is still rattling in my brain.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Man. I feel like there's just barely too much keeping me on windows at the moment and I hate it. I want to do a dedicated bazzite machine soon, though. Or dual boot it when black Friday calls my name.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yet another thing I somehow didn't realize existed at the time. Have my phat ps3 in arms reach right now and never even considered that it doesn't have a slot for memory cards. Today I feel stupid lol.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think of the two you were drawn to the less alarming option, you're safe from being an old, for now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We talk a lot about Kojima being Kojima, but unless PhySint turns out to be a Metal Gear game I just don't think we ever get anything like this ever again. The rest of his weirdness can be matched, but this.. impossible to outdo, IMO.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Was this supposed to be completed in a day? Lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Whooaa had no idea Twisted Metal was in on this! That one is pulled at me pretty hard.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's something I think about a lot (probably too much). I should clarify that I make a conscious distinction between Gamers(TM) and people who play video games, the former being the much more tribalistic version, and the latter which simply likes the act of manipulating those pixels, I guess?
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Incredible game.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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#25 Look Outside
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Absolutely beautiful piece, and thank you for sharing, too.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was just impressed they knew what Big O was... sorta...
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeeeeessshhhh what the fuck
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM