Ken Jeong bringing Bobby's "That's my girls!" energy.

Me, 6 hours ago: I'm gonna eat a good breakfast, hydrate, and make extra sure to be calm so nothing bad happens!

Narrator: Her naive desire for an uncomplicated experience was almost adorable

They also said he was built like a capital P, and I cannot begin to express the amount of joy that shit brought me in this dark ass timeline lmao

I know he cried himself to sleep the night somebody said he was shaped like a deep breath 🤣

Also, I think I'm finally understanding the kind of fandom enviroment that would've had to exist to drive someone with severe Twilight brain rot to churn out a series like 50 Shades Of Grey.

I still strongly dislike that series with a passion, but at least it makes more sense now with context.

"UM AKSHULLAY, THEY *DID* WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE TO FUCK, SO UR WRONG"

Yes, they were legally Human Married. But apparently that wasn't enough for his terrifying Vamp Sperm, so they clearly didn't get married hard enough to stop ALIEN BABY POSSESSION from being a possible post-fuck outcome