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It's outrageous that gross almonds are everywhere! STRAFE (the Society To Remove Almonds From Everything) aims to stop this travesty. #joinSTRAFEnow
A home-cooked meal
#IsAlwaysANiceSurprise
#IsAlwaysANiceSurprise
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November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A home-cooked meal
#IsAlwaysANiceSurprise
#IsAlwaysANiceSurprise
Technical skills? If I had used Zoom during the pandemic, I would have been the "I'm not a cat" guy. 😁
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October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Technical skills? If I had used Zoom during the pandemic, I would have been the "I'm not a cat" guy. 😁
#MyIceCreamShopWouldBeCalled
As You Lick It
As You Lick It
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October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
#MyIceCreamShopWouldBeCalled
As You Lick It
As You Lick It
#PacmanABookOrFilm
Power-Pellet Rangers
Power-Pellet Rangers
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October 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
#PacmanABookOrFilm
Power-Pellet Rangers
Power-Pellet Rangers
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#PacmanABookOrFilm
#PacmanABookOrFilm
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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#PacmanABookOrFilm
#PacmanABookOrFilm
A Naked Handyman Calendar?!
#ItsLongPastTime
#ItsLongPastTime
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October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A Naked Handyman Calendar?!
#ItsLongPastTime
#ItsLongPastTime
#ItsLongPastTime for me to RSVP for the Halloween orgy
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October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
#ItsLongPastTime for me to RSVP for the Halloween orgy
#ItsLongPastTime for a travel series about local Virginian cuisine hosted by Pat Monahan of Train called Eat Virginia
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October 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
#ItsLongPastTime for a travel series about local Virginian cuisine hosted by Pat Monahan of Train called Eat Virginia
that moment when you're singing along to a Spice Girls song and you suddenly realize you've got a British accent
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September 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that moment when you're singing along to a Spice Girls song and you suddenly realize you've got a British accent
At my latest job interview, they hit me with the hard questions
#WhenIwasFlabbergasted
Won't be getting that job.
#WhenIwasFlabbergasted
Won't be getting that job.
a woman sitting at a desk with the words " why should we hire you "
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September 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At my latest job interview, they hit me with the hard questions
#WhenIwasFlabbergasted
Won't be getting that job.
#WhenIwasFlabbergasted
Won't be getting that job.
#AfterITookTylenol to the movies, he rocked my world. (I call him Tylenol because he makes me feel gooood after.) 😉
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September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
#AfterITookTylenol to the movies, he rocked my world. (I call him Tylenol because he makes me feel gooood after.) 😉
Something small that I find incredibly annoying is that one Red Bull commercial where penguins don't understand that they already have wings.
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September 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Something small that I find incredibly annoying is that one Red Bull commercial where penguins don't understand that they already have wings.
"I can't eat that hotdog. I'm a pacifist."
"I think you mean vegetarian."
"No, I'm a pacifist, and that thing's all beef."
"I think you mean vegetarian."
"No, I'm a pacifist, and that thing's all beef."
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I can't eat that hotdog. I'm a pacifist."
"I think you mean vegetarian."
"No, I'm a pacifist, and that thing's all beef."
"I think you mean vegetarian."
"No, I'm a pacifist, and that thing's all beef."
#HatASongOrPoem
The Chapeau Must Go On
The Chapeau Must Go On
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September 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
#HatASongOrPoem
The Chapeau Must Go On
The Chapeau Must Go On
#HatASongOrPoem The Fez Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
#HatASongOrPoem The Fez Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
#HatASongOrPoem Beanie, I'm Here for Someone Else
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September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
#HatASongOrPoem Beanie, I'm Here for Someone Else
#HatASongOrPoem
A Beret Song (Tipsy)
A Beret Song (Tipsy)
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September 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
#HatASongOrPoem
A Beret Song (Tipsy)
A Beret Song (Tipsy)
#MyPersonalConspiracyTheory She got rid of him for cheating and is hiding in the news.
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September 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
#MyPersonalConspiracyTheory She got rid of him for cheating and is hiding in the news.
I'm at a club, and this guy says, "Fully consensual sex just doesn't sound as hot to me." The way I yikesed outta there!
August 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm at a club, and this guy says, "Fully consensual sex just doesn't sound as hot to me." The way I yikesed outta there!
#MapThatMusic
I'm Only Happy When It Spains
I'm Only Happy When It Spains
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August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#MapThatMusic
I'm Only Happy When It Spains
I'm Only Happy When It Spains
I'm so tired I had to bust out my stripper song to wake me up. #anywayyouwantit #journey
August 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm so tired I had to bust out my stripper song to wake me up. #anywayyouwantit #journey
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk
when your hot neighbor decides to do the same 🤩
when your hot neighbor decides to do the same 🤩
July 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
#WhenIsItTimeToTakeAWalk
when your hot neighbor decides to do the same 🤩
when your hot neighbor decides to do the same 🤩
Whenever I have a sex dream about Hades, #ItGivesMeFever
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July 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Whenever I have a sex dream about Hades, #ItGivesMeFever