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Is there a more beautiful sight than a bar pretzel with a beer cheese dip?

NJ native. Salty individual. Vols, Knicks & NY Jets fan
I hope Loggains turns it around but after watching him coach this year I just dont think he’s the guy
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
That’s pretty funny. I hope Loggains turns a profit on the house when he has to sell in 2 years after he inevitably gets fired (or a year if 2026 is a trainwreck)
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Unironically Satterfield should come home to App State, once he inevitably gets fired from Cincy
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Honestly kind of comforting that bluesky has this level of unhinged sports crank and that they’re not just on Twitter.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I literally wouldn’t have responded again if you hadn’t told me to fuck off unnecessarily lol. Maybe there’s a lesson here in not being a weird antisocial asshole online, but it seems like one that might be beyond your abilities to grasp. Have a good rest of your sunday
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Lmao. I like that you replied to me in a relatively normal way, I didn’t respond and had no intentions to because I assumed that was about as normal of a conversation as we could’ve had-

but you’re just so used to screaming into the void you were like “let me say fuck you too for good measure”
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We have different definitions of enjoying lol, but to each their own
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why not just enjoy the fact your team won yesterday, is going to the big 10 championship, and is one of the favorites for the natty (along with being the defending champs)? Like there’s so many things you could choose to be happy about instead of screaming into the void about Matt Patricia
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had that conversation with friends after we watched it lol, he seems very UK coded. I think its a combo of his name giving off aristocratic vibes and the fact that he talks as if a brit has perfected a midatlantic american accent. Was shocked to find out he’s from Oklahoma
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Fair lol, I thought there was more than one character that the description fit but looking back its just him. Well anyway- pleasantly surprised by Lee Pace in the movie
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Spend a few minutes surrounded by TAMU fans hissing and you’ll quickly find out how insufferable they are
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is your masterpiece, Ken
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Because of your post Alex I now know that Valpo is in Indiana instead of VA and that the voice of the philsbury doughboy is an alumni. So that’s pretty fun
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In the pioneer league FOR NOW. Everyone knows the hottest target for FBS expansion is a private school with under 2500 students. I see the Pac 12 in their future
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“I’m dreaming of a
Ceaușescu Christmas”
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Testudo would fuck Godzilla up, no doubt in my mind
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
TN-06 and TN-08 would be worth investing in that scenario too, which is a bit wild to think about. I want to live in a world where Tennessee is a competitive state again lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
100%. Sort of related, but this is why I think everyone should have to work at a customer service job at least once in their life. It’s an incredibly valuable skill to be able to keep your cool in the face of someone being an asshole, and to be able to resolve situations with unreasonable people
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I would say that’s true in general and especially true when it comes to Americans. Stubbornness is a defining trait. That manifests in great ways (people standing up to ICE no matter the abuse they get for it) and in terrible ways (people becoming reactionary chuds because they got yelled at once)
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM